Comments on: Make New Prostitute Friends! http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/ Musing & misadventures of a writer, comedian, and local treasure Thu, 31 Jan 2013 04:17:00 -0500 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.38 By: JQP http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/#comment-3758 Sat, 16 Oct 2010 03:25:24 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=2345#comment-3758 I’m surprised they don’t try to say it’s therapeutic for shut-ins to get some practice.

]]> By: Kevin Marshall http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/#comment-3757 Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:58:32 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=2345#comment-3757 Brad – You can actually choose who you want. Did not go far enough to find out if they rank them on a Diamond Rating system.

And right about the schedules, I’d assume. “Oh man, I can’t Friday, I’m busy doing the sort of things that lead me to resort to this website as a last ditch effort to establish human contact.”

Lori – EXACTLY Lori EXACTLY

]]> By: Brad http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/#comment-3756 Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:56:11 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=2345#comment-3756 Unfortunately (or fortunately for me) my workplace blocks this website… Can you pick and choose who you want? Or do you get a random person? Do these rentable friends have schedules if you request a certain one? I’m guessing probably not because i doubt these people are very busy at all…

]]> By: Lori Cullen http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/#comment-3755 Fri, 15 Oct 2010 11:20:56 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=2345#comment-3755 Oh don’t jump to conclusions, Kevin. Isn’t just like that service they have in Jamaica – Rent-a-Rasta, who I’m sure will teach you how to swim, nothing more, nothing less ;-)

]]> By: Gman http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/#comment-3754 Fri, 15 Oct 2010 00:15:05 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=2345#comment-3754 Oh, Big Daddy K, I hope you have found a great pair of 70’s platforms (or conquistador boots, as Ted Baxter called them). Otherwise, everyone will look you in the eye, your hoes will desert you, and you will end up driving a minivan while wearing a funny hat…and then you’ll need to rent friends IN TROY.

]]> By: Kevin Marshall http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/#comment-3753 Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:45:06 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=2345#comment-3753 Meet me on Central Ave. in Albany, two blocks North of the WAMC studios. I’ll be wearing a purple velour suit and a hat with a big yellow feather sticking out of it.

When addressing me, you will call me Big Daddy K and never EVER look me in the eye.

]]> By: Ski http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/#comment-3752 Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:43:02 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=2345#comment-3752 I think the idea of meeting some one in a new city is a good one! I’d be a really good host. How do I meet this Rent-a-Friend pimp?

]]> By: Megan http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/#comment-3751 Thu, 14 Oct 2010 18:06:58 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=2345#comment-3751 You have to go look at the people available to “rent” on this site.

]]> By: Get Real © http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/#comment-3750 Thu, 14 Oct 2010 17:05:02 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=2345#comment-3750 I call shenanigans! Way to false advertise Kevin. Here I was thinking I was going to be able to friend me some real, live prostitutes, and then reap the benefits of their friendship. Drats!

]]> By: Emily http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/10/14/make-new-prostitute-friends/#comment-3749 Thu, 14 Oct 2010 16:38:36 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=2345#comment-3749 I think you can use a blow-up doll for some of these things. I often take mine to sporting events and out to restaurants.

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