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		<title>By: gerund spekinewicz</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[gerund spekinewicz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 17:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and of course...the girl plays bass.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and of course&#8230;the girl plays bass.</p>
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		<title>By: Will Gilcryst</title>
		<link>http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2010/11/30/the-most-annoying-commercials-ever/#comment-4251</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Will Gilcryst]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 03:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Both of these no-talent @ss clowns should be sent to the Temple of Doom where they have to mine for the last crystal that the crazy bald Indian guy is obsessed with]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Both of these no-talent @ss clowns should be sent to the Temple of Doom where they have to mine for the last crystal that the crazy bald Indian guy is obsessed with</p>
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		<title>By: MK</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 01:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please, in the name of all that is holy, STRIKE THIS PATHETIC AD CAMPAIGN FROM THE AIRWAVES!  I used to like Hyundai cars.  Now, I&#039;m not sure I can ever bring myself to buy one.  Pomplamoose SUCK!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please, in the name of all that is holy, STRIKE THIS PATHETIC AD CAMPAIGN FROM THE AIRWAVES!  I used to like Hyundai cars.  Now, I&#8217;m not sure I can ever bring myself to buy one.  Pomplamoose SUCK!</p>
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		<title>By: Esteban</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Esteban]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 04:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Loathe, loathe and loathe this commercial, but the newer one is even more loathesome because the Creepy Chick STARES RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA and thorougly sickens me before I have the chance to look away.  Plus I keep wondering why this horror continued after Christmas (hello, the Holiday is over; Toyota, so reckless and dangerous they don&#039;t bother to fix their brakes, let alone stop their punitive bitchery of a Christmas horror carol from ruining New Years.)

She&#039;s worse than that Depressed Guy in that Depression Tablet commercial who STARES RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA with the Eyes of Death as the announcer demands &quot;Are you depressed?&quot; Well I wouldn&#039;t be if they stop airing this godawful vomitiously twee skinny-panted indie duo commercial.  Yuk.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Loathe, loathe and loathe this commercial, but the newer one is even more loathesome because the Creepy Chick STARES RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA and thorougly sickens me before I have the chance to look away.  Plus I keep wondering why this horror continued after Christmas (hello, the Holiday is over; Toyota, so reckless and dangerous they don&#8217;t bother to fix their brakes, let alone stop their punitive bitchery of a Christmas horror carol from ruining New Years.)</p>
<p>She&#8217;s worse than that Depressed Guy in that Depression Tablet commercial who STARES RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA with the Eyes of Death as the announcer demands &#8220;Are you depressed?&#8221; Well I wouldn&#8217;t be if they stop airing this godawful vomitiously twee skinny-panted indie duo commercial.  Yuk.</p>
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		<title>By: abraham</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[abraham]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 00:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The South Koreans are supposed to be our allies.  Why do they torture us so?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The South Koreans are supposed to be our allies.  Why do they torture us so?</p>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 14:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a 32 year old male and these Hyundai holiday ads make me want to die.  I don&#039;t want to live in a world where something so annoying is supposed to appeal to me.  And the funny thing is, just before this campaign started, I was starting to like Hyundai and was even considering purchasing one.  I will never drive one now.  They have entered my blacklist just like Quiznos did after the screaming fuzz-ball commercials.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a 32 year old male and these Hyundai holiday ads make me want to die.  I don&#8217;t want to live in a world where something so annoying is supposed to appeal to me.  And the funny thing is, just before this campaign started, I was starting to like Hyundai and was even considering purchasing one.  I will never drive one now.  They have entered my blacklist just like Quiznos did after the screaming fuzz-ball commercials.</p>
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		<title>By: raquel</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[raquel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 05:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t even know you, but I love you for this. Everything I was thinking in a nutshell. These commercials represent everything that annoys me about fixed-gear bike riding, twee, vegeterian &quot;musicians&quot; who churn out crap like this.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t even know you, but I love you for this. Everything I was thinking in a nutshell. These commercials represent everything that annoys me about fixed-gear bike riding, twee, vegeterian &#8220;musicians&#8221; who churn out crap like this.</p>
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		<title>By: LM</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[LM]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 14:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kid pulled into a couch, chicken pops out, might be for string cheese, but I change channels (quickly) when it comes on.

Clear Blue (?) woman in gray dress.  She looks like my ugly relative.

Current Jingle Bells song, not sure if it&#039;s a car dealership or what it is.  Voice is flat and pukey.

LOVE THESE:  Child&#039;s wonderment...I believe it&#039;s Mott&#039;s Apple Sauce.  She loves it, really &quot;loves&quot; it.  I also liked the cute kid drinking juice--Welch&#039;s (?) maybe.  I also love the Ritz cracker commercial where the boy creates a trail to a cute little girl&#039;s house and then knocks on the door.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kid pulled into a couch, chicken pops out, might be for string cheese, but I change channels (quickly) when it comes on.</p>
<p>Clear Blue (?) woman in gray dress.  She looks like my ugly relative.</p>
<p>Current Jingle Bells song, not sure if it&#8217;s a car dealership or what it is.  Voice is flat and pukey.</p>
<p>LOVE THESE:  Child&#8217;s wonderment&#8230;I believe it&#8217;s Mott&#8217;s Apple Sauce.  She loves it, really &#8220;loves&#8221; it.  I also liked the cute kid drinking juice&#8211;Welch&#8217;s (?) maybe.  I also love the Ritz cracker commercial where the boy creates a trail to a cute little girl&#8217;s house and then knocks on the door.</p>
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		<title>By: TJ</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[TJ]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 00:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That damn commercial is still on every commercial break on every channel, and Christmas was three days ago!  I have now shot every television in my house, twice, and I am going to go outside and start shooting Hyundais.  See you on the evening news.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That damn commercial is still on every commercial break on every channel, and Christmas was three days ago!  I have now shot every television in my house, twice, and I am going to go outside and start shooting Hyundais.  See you on the evening news.</p>
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		<title>By: Rusty Shackleford</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rusty Shackleford]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 20:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awesome.

I found this article by googling &quot;annoying haundai holidays commercial&quot;.

Speaking as a 35 year old white ex-hipster...I&#039;m not a big fan of honkies or this commercial.

Kevin, all we can hope for is one of them to get strung out on heroin/meth. Bash a few hotel rooms and/or kill a hooker.

Unfortunately it will ultimately lead to said meth-head cleaning up their act and becoming famous for their &quot;miraculous comeback&quot;.

And as you can tell I&#039;m also not a big fan of the white man&#039;s comma.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome.</p>
<p>I found this article by googling &#8220;annoying haundai holidays commercial&#8221;.</p>
<p>Speaking as a 35 year old white ex-hipster&#8230;I&#8217;m not a big fan of honkies or this commercial.</p>
<p>Kevin, all we can hope for is one of them to get strung out on heroin/meth. Bash a few hotel rooms and/or kill a hooker.</p>
<p>Unfortunately it will ultimately lead to said meth-head cleaning up their act and becoming famous for their &#8220;miraculous comeback&#8221;.</p>
<p>And as you can tell I&#8217;m also not a big fan of the white man&#8217;s comma.</p>
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