Comments on: St. Patrick’s Day Traditions you should observe tonight

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 12:26:51 +0000

History always forgets that it was the Irish who invented parking lots. Except they called them “Donnybrook arenas.”

By: Tony Barbaro

Tony Barbaro — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 11:02:23 +0000

A few you forgot Kevin ( and I am Irish on my Mother’s side, so this also counts for family reunions)
Get drunk and punch your brother: Always starts out as a wedgie or Indian head rub, ends up in a full fledged fist fight that your mother has to break up, while your dad is in the corner slurring”let the Nancies fight Maggie, they’re a couple of pansies!”

get drunk andSee a girl you always liked in High School and finally tell her: unfortunately, she’s now married to a large guy named Vito, and he has no sense of humor…ends with fight in parking lot.

get drunks and Get on stage with Irish band and sing incoherently, until you puke on the mic…ends with a fight in the parking lot.

get drunk and finally tell your dad that you’re gay, and it was you who set the garage on fire when you were 11…ends up with a fight in the parking lot…

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 07:37:43 +0000

“Whenever I see an attractive woman at a bar, I like to think to myself ‘I’m alone…….she’s alone…..why not annoy the crap out of her?'”

Sometimes I wonder why Abin Sur’s ring chose you.

By: J. Nash

J. Nash — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 01:05:56 +0000

Hal, I’ll do you one better.

Not long into the conversation, I realize I’ve been pontificating for ten minutes, without breath, on snake penises or the Jungian analysis of Nasser’s rule or how obscure mathematics can be used in transcendal mediation. And, in my head, George Carlin starts screaming this at me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nGT4dV4s1w&feature=related

What’s that line from Chris Griffen on Family Guy? “Why am I so AWKWARD???”

– jack

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:57:28 +0000

Kevin thank you for making me LOL

By: Hal Jordan

Hal Jordan — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:27:58 +0000

“Flirting with Someone at the Bar So Awkwardly They Don’t Realize You’re Actually Flirting with Them”

Whenever I see an attractive woman at a bar, I like to think to myself “I’m alone…….she’s alone…..why not annoy the crap out of her?”

By: Kevin Marshall

Kevin Marshall — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:15:24 +0000

Ed L. – But I’ve seen your iTunes library, and there are plenty of other items of questionable taste. ;)

By: Ed L.

Ed L. — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:13:44 +0000

I actually quite enjoy Irish music, and can be found listening to it when sober.

Otherwise, this is a great list.

People, if you do feel the need to destroy a car, please remember what you’re supposed to shout: “England out of Ireland!”

By: derryX

derryX — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:01:11 +0000

Hahaha! I personally hope that the “Mmmmmmmmm!” reaction to soggy meat and vegetables is meant with the same sarcasm as everything else. The snakes thing is hilarious.

By: GenWar

GenWar — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:00:58 +0000

Reached for comment, Mumford and Sons stated simply, ‘F*ck you, Kevin Marshall.’

:) Happy Valentine’s Day..wait, I mean…