http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/03/28/air-jar/ Musing & misadventures of a writer, comedian, and local treasure Thu, 31 Jan 2013 04:17:00 -0500 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.38 http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/03/28/air-jar/#comment-6803 Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:50:31 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=4663#comment-6803 The guy in the audience with the VCFC tag on his shirt should have some kind of hologram. I want to bring him up at will.

]]> http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/03/28/air-jar/#comment-6802 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:33:22 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=4663#comment-6802 Besides the obvious reasons why this is a complete load of junk, she also has her math wrong. If air is 75% nitrogen, 21% oxygen and 1% “other stuff” than her energy can’t comprise 6%. Unless this energy is magical and then I’m sure it can break the 100% rule. Magical air…it’s the other stuff of the future.

]]> http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/03/28/air-jar/#comment-6801 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 16:53:37 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=4663#comment-6801 Also, this may sound a tad harsh, but I hate this girl.

]]> http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/03/28/air-jar/#comment-6800 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 16:13:30 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=4663#comment-6800 A generation or two ago, everyone was buying pet rocks.
Dumbness is forever.

]]> http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/03/28/air-jar/#comment-6799 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 13:39:54 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=4663#comment-6799 Maybe she came up with the idea after getting baked and watching “Spaceballs.”

]]> http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/03/28/air-jar/#comment-6798 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 13:05:51 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=4663#comment-6798 Her price point is too aggressive. Glens Falls air is only $5 and the venture was self-funded. :P

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