Comments on: What will happen to our cats and dogs after the Rapture? http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/ Musing & misadventures of a writer, comedian, and local treasure Thu, 31 Jan 2013 04:17:00 -0500 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.38 By: A. http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/#comment-7811 Thu, 19 May 2011 16:09:12 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=5197#comment-7811 They figure they’ll be around, because they’re either Jews or Athiests. The fundamentalists tell us that you have to believe that JC died for our sins in order to not be left behind.

Getting the word out, in case people want to “prepare”. We’ve got two days…

]]> By: Em http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/#comment-7810 Thu, 19 May 2011 15:34:39 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=5197#comment-7810 Teri, I will TOTALLY babysit your llamas for 6 months if you change your mind and attempt ascension.

]]> By: Teri Conroy http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/#comment-7809 Thu, 19 May 2011 15:04:09 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=5197#comment-7809 Not going and you can’t make me. You didn’t include any llama keepers. So we’re all just staying here. It doesn’t sound like any fun anyway. If I want Heaven I can just go to the back 40 and if I want Hell, it’s off to I90 or 87 at 4:30 p.m.

]]> By: Kevin Marshall http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/#comment-7808 Thu, 19 May 2011 14:36:40 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=5197#comment-7808 Katie - I think that’s the idea; whether they’re actively recruiting sinners for this or simply getting a postponement is unclear.

]]> By: Katie Maffucci http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/#comment-7807 Thu, 19 May 2011 14:30:42 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=5197#comment-7807 Are the Post-Rapture pet caretakers expecting to be around after the rapture?

]]> By: seasoned http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/#comment-7806 Wed, 18 May 2011 22:56:17 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=5197#comment-7806 Being told at the tender age of 8, that my dog was not going to heaven with me, because “dogs don’t have souls”, drove me from religion. After hearing that, I lost all interest and respect for religion. Thank the void!

]]> By: A. http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/#comment-7805 Wed, 18 May 2011 21:47:15 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=5197#comment-7805 I had that in my head also.

I think sheep get to go to heaven because they’re followers and goats go to hell because they’re stubborn.

]]> By: Anne http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/#comment-7804 Wed, 18 May 2011 20:58:01 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=5197#comment-7804 My cat and I are going to hell together because that’s where all the good food will be. No one will care if we are fat in hell!

]]> By: Andrea http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/#comment-7803 Wed, 18 May 2011 20:51:42 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=5197#comment-7803 Rapture? Now I really cannot take this seriously because I have Blondie playing in a loop in my head.

]]> By: Ann http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com/blog/2011/05/18/what-will-happen-to-our-cats-and-dogs-after-the-rapture/#comment-7802 Wed, 18 May 2011 20:44:34 +0000 http://blog.timesunion.com/marshall/?p=5197#comment-7802 Hey now A, graycat might swat you!

Reminds me though, I always sing the reverse in that Cake song: “goat’s go to heaven, sheep go to hell”. “Sheep” are so boring; “goats” are much better.

If Toonces got one of those Google cars that drive themselves he’d be all set!

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