(speaking on John Boehner playing golf with Obama, starting at 1:10)

Gretchen Carlson: “You mean when John Boehner played golf with President Obama?”
Hank Jr: “OHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH! And Biden, and [Ohio Governor John] Kasich…yeah. Uh-huh. [...]]]> Hank Williams, Jr. has a message for people who want to play golf with John Boehner: YOU’RE HITLER!

(speaking on John Boehner playing golf with Obama, starting at 1:10)

Gretchen Carlson: “You mean when John Boehner played golf with President Obama?”
Hank Jr: “OHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH! And Biden, and [Ohio Governor John] Kasich…yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.”
Gretchen Carlson: “What did you not like about it? It seems to be a really pivotal moment for you.”
Hank Jr.: “C’MON, C’MON! It’d be like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu, okay? In the country this shape is in—in the shape this country is in?!”
[Panel sits in stunned silence]
Brian Kilmeade: “…I don’t understand that analogy, actually.”
Hank, Jr.: “Well I’m glad you don’t, brother, because a lot of people do.You know, they’re the enemy. They’re the enemy!”
Kilmeade: “Who’s the enemy?”
Hank, Jr.: “Uh…OBAMA!!! And Biden! Are you kiddin’? The Three Stooges!”
Steve Doocy: “It’s only two…”
Hank, Jr.: “The one that makes sense is Herman Cain. Herman Cain…”
…
Gretchen Carlson: “You used the name of one of the most hated people in all of the world to describe, I think, the President?”
Hank Jr.: “Well, that is true. But I’m telling you like it is.”

Hank Jr. is a straight shooter who will tell you like it is! So ESPN told him like it is and pulled his stalwart “All My Rowdy Friends” intro from their Monday Night Football telecast, which has been a part of Monday Nights in the Fall since Monday Night Football was still the NFL’s flagship program and aired on parent network ABC.

I think I get where he’s coming from, though. Remember when Hitler tried to pass health care in Israel?

…uh, yeah. I always preferred his father and son (Hank III) anyway. But, in honor of Hank Jr., let’s sing it one more time.

ARE YA READY FOR SOME GOLFIN’?
IT’S A BIG NAZI PARTY!
WE’VE GOT OBAMA AND JOE BIDEN
BOEHNER, GET IT KICK STARTED
GONNA MAKE A BAD ANALOGY AND INSIST THAT I’M RIGHT,
ALL MY NAZI FRIENDS ARE PLAYIN’ GOLF TONIGHT!

If that previous paragraph reads like some of the dumbest s*** in history, that’s because [...]]]> What if Michael Vick was white? Then his dog-fighting stuff would be okay, wouldn’t it? Because there’s no white NFL player (MUST IGNORE BEN ROETHLISBERGER) who draws such ire from fans. But this is pointless, because race isn’t a factor.

If that previous paragraph reads like some of the dumbest s*** in history, that’s because it is, and it comes courtesy of – SURPRISE – ESPN, who allowed a feature on its site called “What if Michael Vick Was White.”

Between Times Union blogs and the rest of the internet, I’ve read some desperately reaching piles of offensively dense crap in my day. But this tops it all.

Kudos to you, ESPN. You just outdumbed the Internet.