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Now, I’m not a J-Lo fan. I’ve never bought an album and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie she’s in where I thought “good actress.” But [...]]]> Madame Tassauds has unveiled its latest celebrity wax approximation: Jennifer Lopez.

I think.

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Now, I’m not a J-Lo fan. I’ve never bought an album and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie she’s in where I thought “good actress.” But I don’t hate the woman. Same can’t be said, apparently, of whoever it was that molded this wax statue of her.

I was telling a friend of mine a story this past weekend and he called me a “living horror,” after which I thanked him and we hugged as our eyes welled up. Now, however, I think I may have to cede that distinction to this wax statue. Some would say it’s not living, but take a look at it and tell me that thing doesn’t come to life at night and murder people.

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