For those who don’t know – basically it’s the smiley face someone uses after they insult you but want to get away with it.

Seriously, we’ve all been just using this the standard smiley face [...]]]> The other day someone sent me an emoticon and I got to thinking with how bored I am with them.

For those who don’t know – basically it’s the smiley face someone uses after they insult you but want to get away with it.

Seriously, we’ve all been just using this the standard smiley face for so long that it doesn’t even mean anything anymore. I don’t even see it as a smile.

So I’ve decided to create my own, unique emoticons. Feel free to use as you will.

SAD BULLDOG

:<

Look, it sort of looks like a sad bulldog!

THE SAM ELLIOTT

 :{

Use when you’re feelin’ manly.

COKE-FACE

 :^*)

Use to excuse annoying and/or rude behavior. “Sorry ’bout that, I’m coked out of my mind.”

JUST CLOWNING

 :@)

Use after you’ve suckered someone into believing something. The “@” is a clown nose, see.

BAD DAY aka THE JAKE GITTES FROM “CHINATOWN”

 :#(

Pretty self-explanatory.

THE “I HAVE HAD MY NOSE SURGICALLY REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH A PIG’S NOSE”

 :3)

Use when you have had your nose surgically removed and replaced with a pig’s nose.