@KevinMarshall

• I now pronounce you PPPPOINTS #RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight
  about 7 hours ago
• .@jakefogelnest Hey Jake, your thoughts on the move the bassist in the back pulls at the 0:22 mark? http://t.co/U4hp3oFuFb
  about 8 hours ago
• Guys, you only have fifteen minutes to take your pants off and ride the subway. ...wait, what'd you say? Flashmob? What's that?
  about 9 hours ago
• ...fleek? *gains millions of followers* *becomes famous* *goes on Tonight Show and says "What's fleek?"*
  about 9 hours ago
• From now on I'm gonna act just like my phone and scream "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" then tell someone something they already knew.
  about 9 hours ago
• Was the Knicks game cancelled tonight? Follow-up, did anyone notice?
  about 9 hours ago
• Two very important messages, given equal weight and billing. @spiketv http://t.co/ZI0zcGZ2lm
  about 10 hours ago
• You will not get a like for the post you put on my Facebook wall, Morrissey. https://t.co/ololxws2OJ
  about 11 hours ago