@KevinMarshall

• Kanye West just apologized to that dress for something. Idunno. I'm exhausted.
  about 11 hours ago
• The dress isn't gold & white, it's you shirked all your job responsibilities & cost your employer millions arguing about this on Facebook
  about 12 hours ago
• "IT'S BLUE, IT'S BLACK, YEAH YEAH YEAH HUH UH, ALRIIIIIGHT" - Michael Jackson, if he were still alive
  about 13 hours ago
• I get back to my hotel and everyone's yelling about dresses and llamas are running around. It's like my grandfather's funeral all over again
  about 13 hours ago
• Important PSA for hack stand-up comics: https://t.co/Ji99KEam9E
  about 22 hours ago
• ...because it's their job. https://t.co/ZSB0ZcyyF2
  about 22 hours ago
• LA from the air is one of the most wonderful things I've ever seen.
  about 22 hours ago
• Sup, Kansas?! Thanks for "The Wizard of Oz" and "Dust in the Wind!" https://t.co/twS7MkySRW
  about 1 day ago
• Really stupidly lucky to have another job that flies me out to cool places. See you in six hours, LA.
  about 1 day ago
• “Coming Into Los Angeles” by Arlo Guthrie (@folkslinger) is my new jam. Listen: http://t.co/SLDOC5M3Fi
  about 2 days ago