11:30pm, Wednesday night. It’s late, the lights are low, and everything’s winding down. You’re not sneaking in a quick read at work. You’re not on your lunch break; squeezing in a quick eat and read before you head back to the rat race. Oh no. It’s just you, me, and the incandescent glow of your computer screen.
Which means it’s time for In the Present Tense: After Dark.
By day, Kevin Marshall: In the Present Tense provides humorous and/or insightful editorials on various aspects of the young male lifestyle and the world around us. By night, it’s all about the ladies. So guys, take a powder. Go read Chuck Miller’s post about the “Sports Challenge” quiz show or J. Eric Smith’s surefire equation for determining a good bracket for March Madness. Me and the ladies gotta talk news.
Tonight’ Sexy News: RPI announced that the speaker for the 2010 Commencement Ceremony will be none other than the director of the White House Office of Budget & Management, Peter Orszag.
Peter’s got the moves, economically…and physically. A number-cruncher by day and playboy by night, Peter gained notoriety for both his manipulation of numbers and the ladies. He’s regularly spotted around town with a hot young news personality. A coast to coast heartbreaker, Peter will make his stop in the Capital Region to talk to the graduating class. But ladies, it’s you that’s getting an education.
This stud’s going to heat up your grill this Memorial Day. Good thing you got Monday off.
- Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye…
- Listen to me LIVE as guest co-host of Alternative to Sleeping tonight at 10pm!
- Realtors: “WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH” George Hearst III: “NONONOO SSSSHHH IT’S OKAY, it’s okay…here. Here’s a pacifier.” Kristi: “#oops.”
- Open Mic web series premiere tonight @ Lark Tavern
- Trust Me, You’re Going to Want to See This