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Well, on Friday morning I am. But tomorrow morning I’m speaking to a class at SUNY Albany (I know, what the fuck?) and I’ll likely be doing work and such throughout the afternoon. And tonight is the October Laughs [...]
Last night’s dream:
I met a woman, dark hair tied into her back. She asked me if I wanted to go to Austria with her. I said yes, desperately.
First we had to run down the coast toward New Orleans, then we’d be flown there. The catch was that we literally [...]
I was about to get ready for bed and something I was watching reminded me that I’m 30 and that my time is finite. And suddenly, for the first time in my life, I felt anxiety over the passing of time and inevitable death.
I imagined myself as an old man, desperate and unable to duplicate [...]
I’ve seriously gotten more flack on Tumblr over calling out Cloud Atlas’s yellowface than I have any other view I’ve expressed in recent memory.
Which at first I found weird because just seeing the stills alone, I was shocked and couldn’t see how anyone could see it as anything but racist.
But then [...]
I didn’t end up doing comedy on Friday night. FROWNY FACE! Ethan and I were supposed to drive in, but his car was in the shop. So he borrowed his father’s car, which then would not start. Then we got a friend’s car, but it exploded. Then we got a chariot, but while we were [...]
There’s just times where I feel like comedy doesn’t like me.
Well, okay, there’s times where I feel like people in general don’t like me. A lot of that is probably residual self-loathing and leftover chubby kid insecurity, because I am told otherwise without provocation at certain performances. Not all – not the ones where I [...]
You wish I had something interesting, funny, or provocative to say right now. Or, at the very least, you wish I had something funny or fascinating to show you. Even if it was someone else’s image or video or song or views or observations.
But I don’t. Sorry about that.
I’ve been fairly dull lately. [...]
Hey guys! The show I did in Lenox, MA last night was part of a series called The Happy Fun Time All-Star Comedy Variety Show. It’s curated by Thomas Attila Lewis, who OBVIOUSLY has a VERY good eye for talent.
In all seriousness, the show was top [...]
>:O Lists that purport to comprehensively rank uber-subjective and intangible concepts like “funniest.” Lists that purport to comprehensively rank uber-subjective and intangible concepts like “influential.” People complimenting other people on their tweets. It’s not a skill and it doesn’t deserve an “award” on a Best Of or any other thing. It’s [...]
According to Discover Magazine‘s DiscoBlog (love to love it, baaaaay-by), there might be a reason I’m such an abhorrent person. It’s called “Kevinism,” and it basically states that German people named Kevin are less desirable, less successful at online dating, and more or less ne’er-do-wells.
That all sounds quite [...]
- Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye…
- Listen to me LIVE as guest co-host of Alternative to Sleeping tonight at 10pm!
- Realtors: “WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH” George Hearst III: “NONONOO SSSSHHH IT’S OKAY, it’s okay…here. Here’s a pacifier.” Kristi: “#oops.”
- Open Mic web series premiere tonight @ Lark Tavern
- Trust Me, You’re Going to Want to See This
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