Everything I’ve Written for Spike.com (so far)
-or- THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T SEE SHIT HERE NO MORE
You’ll notice that this blog has been…well, sparse as of late. Mostly I just use it to remind people that I’ll be performing stand-up comedy, such as TOMORROW NIGHT!
Boo-yah! Gotcha. You can’t escape that shit. I’m too quick. I’m like […]
“You…don’t know what words mean, do you?”
From the Romney Campaign’s blog: 7 Incredible Personal Stories About Mitt Romney You May Not Know
Well, it IS incredible. Incredible how a rich kid took ecstasy at a rave, crashed at someone’s house and was found through a […]
Flack and fatwas
I’ve seriously gotten more flack on Tumblr over calling out Cloud Atlas’s yellowface than I have any other view I’ve expressed in recent memory.
Which at first I found weird because just seeing the stills alone, I was shocked and couldn’t […]
Who are the 47% really, and who are the 47% Romney is referring to?
Who, exactly, are these 47% Romney is referring to? There are two answers: the statistical 47% that lead to that oft-repeated soundbite, and the 47% Romney is actually referring to.
Ta-Nehisi Coates shared this quote from Lee Atwater describing “the Southern Strategy” on his blog today. The quote was first […]
Hey so is this guy trying to convey that he’s so gay if you stood next to him your shirt would catch on fire but is desperate to hide it from his wife with weak “uh, yeah, those gays sure are bad” deflections, or is he just a really really shitty actor?
YOU MAKE THE CALL
So this new law they have where they require drug testing for welfare? Turns out that it costs the state more money than it saves and hasn’t curbed applicants.
Anyone with a modicum of […]
That botched painting of Jesus Christ is art in its purest form.
HAHAHA! Oh my God, you must watch this video of the woman who took it upon herself to restore a classic painting of Christ and transformed it into an internet meme.
I know I’m late to the game with my analysis […]
(from this week’s “Breaking Bad.” Hold off if you aren’t caught up.)
Life imitates art—er, blog
Earlier today I posted this satirical take on the moral quandary some have expressed over whether or not it’s right to knowingly support a business that not only openly opposes something you believe in, but actually works to abolish something […]
I face a dilemma and need your insight
The last few weeks, the Twittersphere and Google Circles and Foursquares and Facebook Triangles have been abuzz with controversy over the stance of Chik-Fil-A’s turbo-Christian CEO, Dan Cathy, who told a Baptist magazine that the company was against same-sex marriage and that
There are no upcoming events.
- Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye…
- Listen to me LIVE as guest co-host of Alternative to Sleeping tonight at 10pm!
- Realtors: “WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH” George Hearst III: “NONONOO SSSSHHH IT’S OKAY, it’s okay…here. Here’s a pacifier.” Kristi: “#oops.”
- Open Mic web series premiere tonight @ Lark Tavern
- Trust Me, You’re Going to Want to See This