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The Top 10 Most Annoying Things in the World (Right Now)

April 18, 2012
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  1. Lists that purport to comprehensively rank uber-subjective and intangible concepts like “funniest.”
  2. Lists that purport to comprehensively rank uber-subjective and intangible concepts like “influential.”
  3. People complimenting other people on their tweets. It’s not a skill and it doesn’t deserve an “award” on a Best Of or any other thing. It’s like giving someone an award for Best Masturbater.
  4. The trailer for “The Raven” starring John Cusack as Edgar Allen Poe up against Jigsaw from “Saw,” complete with 19th century voice modulator.
  5. Airhorns in hip-hop songs.
  6. That “Just for Men” commercial where they CGI’ed a beard onto a baby’s head that’s CGI’ed onto a midget’s body.
  7. The awful song in that aforementioned “Just for Men” commercial.
  8. Readers asking things that common sense and just a tiny bit of initiative would answer for them. Not linking because it’s too stupid to refer to.
  9. Chael Sonnen. Well, not him necessarily but the stupid gimmick he walks around with. Moreso the people that say “right on” not realizing he’s either being facetious and/or a complete tool.
  10. NERDS/GEEKS. Actually, that’s not true. But seriously, guys, you need to stop reveling in the fact that you like things. It’s not an accomplishment.

I Don’t Think I Have Good Things to Say About the Tupac Hologram

April 17, 2012
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A hologram of Tupac Shakur was used during a performance at Coachella, just to remind us how stale and uncharismatic the current crop of hip-hop artists are.

I honestly don’t know how I feel about this.

In case you don’t know, last weekend at Coachella, they dragged the corpse of Tupac onto the stage and fucked it in front of everybody. Some have said that the corpse fucking was an amazing effect and left the crowd filled with awe and wonder. Others have pointed out that the corpse wasn’t actually fucked; it was an optical illusion that used many of the same principles of a trick that dates back to the 16th century. But that’s splitting hairs. It was an impressive visual.

Now there’s talk that they may fuck Tupac’s corpse on tour. Well, half the acts out there lip-sync that shit anyway, so why not? You know what they say about a fool and his money and how he wants to spend it on watching a not-live “performance” of a fucking hologram. Or something like that.

Admittedly, it was a great visual, but it just seems…I don’t know. How do I put this? Artless and stupid. I think that about sums it up.

Also, who the Hell still listens to Snoop Dogg?

Video is after the jump. Read more »

So long, Davy Jones

February 29, 2012
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Davy Jones has died from a heart attack. He was 66.

One of my first obsessions with any television show was “The Monkees.” I think it was either VH1 or MTV (or both) that showed them incessantly at one point in the 1980s after it was found that Baby Boomers were finally old enough to feel and crave nostalgia. The show was perfect fodder for a child whose father was rearing him on The Beatles, combining fun and kitsch with genuinely great songwriting.

Of course, I was too young at the time to know or even listen to the cynical explanation of The Monkees as a crass commercialization of sixties culture. As I got older, the uber-cynical part of me actually embraced The Monkees through what some would see as the contrarian view that the project was no more manipulative or exploitative than most other acts from that era. If anything, one could argue they were in a very real way a bit more transparent than many of their “legitimate” contemporaries, in that while Mickey Dolenz aped being able to play the drums, they didn’t pretend to be anything they weren’t.

Then there was “Head.”

I actually didn’t see “Head,” The Monkees’ move to the big screen after the cancellation of their television show, until I arrived home at some absurd hour one weekend when I was 19 and turned on Turner Classic Movies. I’d never heard of it, even, and as I watched I kept mumbling to myself (in-between continued solitary imbibing) “what on Earth?” I woke up the next morning determined to see it again, but sober. It took eight years but it finally happened.  I adored how absurd yet honest it was. The film, co-written and co-produced by Jack Nicholson and Bob Rafelson, alternately lampooned and grappled with The Monkees’ role as corporate pitchmen with dadaist humor that went off the rails of the narrative but never became pretentious. It was self-aware but gorgeous, as shown in the video above (“The Porpoise Song.”).

It also highlighted the oft overlooked talents of the group, especially Davy Jones. What an incredible performer he was: charismatic, engaging, genuinely likable. He was such a small guy physically, but carried such a tremendous presence with him. And that voice! One of the things I’ve always felt but don’t think I’ve ever seen expressed is how earnest and believable he was when singing those songs. Of course it helped that he had people like Neil Diamond writing them (though fellow Monkee Michael Nesmith also wrote some tremendous stuff for them), but only Davey could have made the whole thing work.

The news of Davy Jones’ death legitimately bummed me out when I read it. So long, kid.

The Best 20 Albums of 2011 (that I heard, anyway)

December 15, 2011
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Here’s how we’re going to do this: I’m going to pick ONE to be album of the year, then the other 19 are going to be listed in no particular order.

The problem with lists is that art is not an empirical set of values. It can’t be quantified, unless you’re ranking by number of units moved, which is not the purpose of year-end lists. It’s one thing to measure artistic and creative worth, but in terms of ranking them? It’s simply not possible. I think most that compile these lists understand that to an extent, but most people I see reacting to them don’t, and as such you get people very worked up over what is essentially a random placement determined by an imaginary set of criteria. So I won’t even try, except to say that one album in particular moved me more than any other.

At the end of this post there are links to purchase from Amazon via mp3, some of which are as low as $3.99 (ridiculous!). Also, if you have Spotify, I’ve compiled a playlist of all 20 albums. Please note that Gillian Welch’s album is not available on Spotify.

ALBUM OF THE YEAR:



Tinariwen – “Tassili”
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Touareg journeymen and former rebels bring their secluded yet strangely familiar music to the United States in this release from Anti- records. With the help of TV on the Radio’s Kyp Malone and Tunde Adebimpe, the nomadic musicians play infectious desert blues whose roots are speculated to share common ancestry with the early blues music from North America that hadn’t even reached their ears until after the group had already gained notoriety.

I initially sung their praises back in September:

It’s not enough for me to say that “Tassili” is the most fascinating record I’ve heard in years. It has, rather, reignited an appreciation for the role of music in our lives and culture. And by “our” I mean all of humanity, from the young frustrated American teenager growing into a counter-culture sensation to the orphaned child in the deserts of Mali who grows to become a warrior that yearns for peace.”

READ MORE: From the blood-stained sands of Mali and Algeria, the familiar and fascinating music of Tinariwen (September 8th, 2011)

To qualify that hyperbole, I still find after all these months that only a handful of days goes by before I’m back listening to this record, trying earnestly to suppress it as background music and instead becoming engrossed once again by that hauntingly familiar sound.

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I don’t really consider myself highly educated or versed in music, in the sense that just looking at the front page of the Pitchfork website makes me hang my head in shame as I’m wrought with guilt for lack of exposure to music and feel like a mainstream poser. But if the year-end lists and what I heard was any indication, 2011 was a damn good year for music.

Here’s 19 more albums, in no particular order, that round out the Top 20 Albums of the Year*.

Gillian Welch – “The Harrow and the Harvest”
A very, very close second for me. It took Welch eight years to release another record, but it was worth every minute. I don’t think any album I’ve ever heard broke my heart as many times as this album did. What a gorgeous voice, and what an immense talent. Read more »

In case you missed it: Review of Time Travels at Design It Together, more

November 21, 2011
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The Pleasants, live in Troy 11/11/11

In case you missed it, I wrote up a review for the local music site Nippertown of a recent Time Travels/The Pleasants double bill at Design It Together’s studio in downtown Troy. An excerpt:

Relentlessly optimistic to the point of defiance, singer-songwriter Frank P. McGinnis – alias Time Travels – happily took his place before his small and intimate crowd. His vocals alternated between subtle reflection and late ’90s grandiosity, reminiscent in some ways of Dashboard Confessional but with a more polished voice and less of an axe to grind. His lyrics also focused more on storytelling, admitting in-between songs that he often found a distance between what he was going through at a specific time and what subjects he ended up inserting into his songs. In that sense, he became more Harry Chapin than Chris Cabrera, a welcome recourse to the stifling self-involvement that plagues so many guys and gals with guitars. This came through in songs like “Benny” and “Georgie,” two companion pieces about two brothers and their lives’ travails. There were, too, some more personal compositions, such as the song “You” and “The Eye,” the latter of which was dedicated to his father. Yet there seemed to be much more reflection than one would expect in someone so young, and the songs took a view of the subjects in the context of a larger scope rather than simply telegraphing a specific emotion or kneejerk reaction.

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Semi-related: Emily Rippe for All Over Albany has a profile of former Jupiter Sunrise and The Orange frontman, Ben Karis-Nix (aka BenKN).

Precocious but charming: Josh Ritter at The Egg’s Swyer Theater

October 21, 2011
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A review of last Friday’s Josh Ritter concert at The Egg. Better late then never, right?

A night after seeing Andrew Bird at the Troy Music Hall, which because of the artist and venue was guaranteed to be a positive experience, I entered more unfamiliar territory with Josh Ritter at the Egg. I’d only heard of him tangentially vis a vis praise heaped on him by a handful of music publications and my company for the evening.

Entering the Egg’s Swyer Theater, my ticket was taken by a confused volunteer usher who stared at it blankly for what felt like an eternity before telling us to simply take any two empty seats we could find together in the row. Thankfully, it was at least the correct row and the ovular design of The Egg’s performance spaces made the fact that our tickets were on the other side of the section a non-issue.

I was accompanied once again by my concert buddy from Andrew Bird, and true to our form, we entered late into John Wesley Harding’s opening set. Harding (real name Wesley Stace, which is the name he goes by as a novelist) takes his name from one of Bob Dylan’s best albums, but his style owes more to Great Britain’s working class industrialist songwriters, with splashes of Pink Floyd and The Who providing color for his take on traditional folk. In between songs, Harding was comfortable and engaging. His charisma carried through to his performances, so I forgave what little I heard that bothered me (such as when the closing number “Devil in Me” devolved into preachy hackery).

Ritter, by contrast, was far less confident being the sole musician onstage. Keeping time was clearly an issue without a backing band, though it only became a distraction when the audience attempted to clap along to his more livelier efforts. Singing with his eyes closed and up into a raised mic stand, he smiled and tittered throughout the set and would excitedly take tiny steps backwards and forwards during his songs as if his feet were bound. It was precocious, but it was genuine. Women throughout the crowd closed their eyes, swayed, and fell in love with the adorable Ritter. One woman two rows in front of me leaned forward to take him in while her boyfriend aggressively rubbing her back in an attempt to draw her attentions back to him. She leaned further forward, but unlike Ritter, the boyfriend’s rhythm could not and would not be broken.

Ritter's isolation was a handicap early in the set, but became a strength as the night wore on.

But one should not let Ritter’s inherent charm overshadow his strength in telling a story. Most of the set’s first half was devoted to how pretty girls are and how much he enjoys spending time with them. Thankfully, his skilland natural charisma kept it from becoming overbearingly trite. The lowlight of the evening came when he performed “Southern Pacifica” and I became convinced that he’d wholly plagiarized it from Calexico (“Cruel” off 2006’s “Garden Ruin” LP). As I thought more about it, I rationalized it as my familiarity and preference for the latter clouding my perception. And, if anything, any similarity was likely unintentional. I’ve posted both videos below for comparison, so you can judge for yourself.

In the second half of his set, Ritter abandoned his libido and showed more versatility as a songwriter and a performer. My favorite was “Another New World,” a maritime ode to a shipwrecked vessel inspired by the last known poem penned by Edgar Allen Poe. Another highlight came when he asked the lights to be gradually brought down during a performance of “California,” followed by him performing the heartbreaking “Lantern” in complete darkness.

Ritter ended the evening and while I didn’t rush home to pick up every album he’d produced, I’d been sold on an artist that I’d been hesitant to embrace due to the nature of his material. It’s easy to listen to songs like “Good Man” and think of him as a pandering neo-folk songbird, but there is clearly more depth to him than that. You just have to stick around a bit to hear it.

See also: Nippertown’s review
Below: Calexico’s “Ruin” and Ritter’s “Southern Pacifica,” for comparison’s sake. Maybe it’s just me.

Preview the Lou Reed & Metallica LP “Lulu” and know what true suffering is

October 20, 2011
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Last month, Lou Reed and Metallica released a snippet off their forthcoming collaborative LP “Lulu.”

Here’s what I wrote at the time (which actually got mentioned in a blog post by one of the editors over at The Atlantic):

On the plus side, this is so bad that we can, for the most part, avoid that lengthy and tired discussion about whether or not this band is “back” or still “has it.”

Guys, please, just tour. Thanks.

Well, Metallica has released the full track of that aforementioned song (“The View”) along with a thirty-second preview of every other song on the album.

Before I give you my reaction, I want to show you the cover of “Lulu.” Take a good look, examine it closely, and in particular gaze into the eyes of the (I assume) titular figure:

What do those eyes say to you? To me, they convey a creature that is suffering; one that didn’t ask for this existence but was thrust into it anyway. Worse, she has been reduced to a near useless torso and her hair has not been attended to. She is a patchwork of suffering constructed by men who did not for one second think of the consequences of their actions, not just on her but on the people around her.

It’s perfect. I see it as both symbolic of this enterprise and of the listener. I empathize with Lulu, because I have listened to these tracks. They are monstrosities willed into existence by men who lean on their egos and do the unconscionable just for the sake of saying they did it.

In that sense, we are all Lulu.

You might think I am being cruel, unfair, and overly harsh considering that these are only thirty second snippets. But trust me, it’s enough, and you’ll understand when you hear them for yourself. These are the sounds the ATF played to try to get David Koresh and his followers to leave their Branch Davidian Compound in Waco, Texas. Thirty seconds is all you need to hear to know that only further suffering and psychological distress awaits.

Check out the preview for yourself, followed by my dramatization of the recording of the album:

Lulu (30-second Samples) by Lou Reed & Metallica

[Metallica walk into a room where Lou Reed is reading his shitty poetry out of a Marble Composition Notebook]

Lou Reed: I AM THE GOLDEN GHOST, YOU ARE THE HAUNTED VISAGE OF MY LOVE. I AM—-

Lars Ulrich: Hi thar, Lou.

Lou Reed: YOU’RE NOT REALLY THERE. HALLUCINAAAATION!

Lars Ulrich: So, ahm, I thought we’d, ah, ya know, get to playin’ some tracks behind ya. Whatcha think?

Lou Reed: SEETHING THROUGH CLENCHED TEETH, I CELEBRATE TET TO THE DEATH.

James Hetfield: Fuck. He’s gone.

Lars Ulrich: Alright, suit up.

James Hetfield: Lars…

Lou Reed: —IN THE RAIN OF COSMOS, YOU ARE THE STAR POND—

Lars Ulrich: Ja?

James Hetfield: He doesn’t even know we’re here.

Lars Ulrich: Time is money. Play your fucking guitar.

Lou Reed: —TOASTING YOUR HAIR WITH HOT METAL WIRES, BABE, I LOVE YA, BABE.

[Metallica keeps playing despite Lou's ramblings. Lou keeps rambling despite Metallica's playing.]

FIN

NOTE: I made up all those lyrics, except the line “you’re not really there…HALLUCINAAAATION!” That one’s real, it’s on the track “Dragon”, and when I heard it I literally spit out my water.

Fighting passiveness with Andrew Bird at the Troy Music Hall

October 17, 2011
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I was excited when news broke a few months back that Andrew Bird would be playing at the Troy Music Hall, but I didn’t get tickets until mere hours before the event.

I was exposed to Bird through a review of 2009’s “Noble Beast,” which was to that point his most accessible solo album. A violinist since age four, Bird has gained a following for his complicated compositions that also incorporate whistling and a highly underrated singing voice that is as graceful as it is earnest. He has name recognition with fans of independent music, but most display their enthusiasm for him in the form of twee; isn’t he so precious, that guy who plays violin, whistles, and brings a sock monkey onto stage with him?

Long story short, I had a desire to go but nobody that was actually willing or able to go with me. So I was going to pass on the opportunity until I received an unexpected and desperate message from a friend of mine asking if I had any interest in getting tickets. It was just after 2:00pm, and with the post-lunch desire to do anything to make the rest of the day go by as quickly as possible, I called her, got online, and bought tickets. I managed to get two seats on the floor. I was shocked that they were available. When I picked up the tickets later that evening at the will call window, the guy manning the window lit up and informed me that I managed to snatch them up just moments after they had become available. I don’t know what the circumstances were. I was just glad to have them.

Before the show, the friend and I had dinner at Holmes and Watson’s on Broadway.

She had moved to Troy from the Mid-West a little over a year and while growing to love the city, had never been to the Troy Music Hall. I told her about my own memories of the Hall and what little I knew of its history. When first constructed at the end of the 19th Century, the Hall was an auditory disaster. Everything sounded awful, which was an unforgivable sin in an era of chamber music. A large organ was installed that covered the entire wall behind the stage and not only fixed the problem, but resulted – accidentally – in creating an acoustic marvel renowned the world over.

It had been about two and a half months since we had last seen each other in person and a bit longer since we’d had anything resembling a meaningful conversation. We talked about the chaos of our lives and, of late, our shared propensity for isolation. Hers was due to a change in profession and pursuit of a goal she set for herself to launch her own marketing company. Mine is more personal and far-reaching. I’ve been unwilling of late to make any connections on a meaningful level. At the age of 29, I have found myself with a dwindling number of friends who don’t have marriages, children, and other adult obligations preventing them from being there in the way they once were. Feelings of inadequacy are sandwiched with pre-existing despair and anxiety, feeding into a vicious cycle of isolation. Most nights are spent going out alone or staying in alone. The latter is not often, but occasionally, preferable. There are times when nothing makes me feel lonelier than other people.

We left understanding each other and where we’ve been, even if our individual issues and situations in life were unresolved. Can’t expect forty minutes to fix that, but it always helps to at least know that you’re not the only one.

The opening act was two or three songs into his set when we finally took our seats. Percussionist and electronic musician Dosh, who frequently accompanies Bird on tour and contributed to songs on his last two albums, strikes an unassuming presence. He wore a pale blue shirt, bore a naturally pale complexion, and had light brown hair. He was also, like so many others in his genre, remarkably thin. It’s as if electronic artists don’t have the time or inclination towards sustenance because it would get in the way of work. His performance space took up a small area of the Music Hall’s wide stage, creating a tight cubicle of soundboards, synthesized keyboard, and a drum set. Trapped inside the construct, sporting headphones and nodding to the beat, it was as if he was blissfully unaware of the presence of an audience. Thankfully, it didn’t come off as being aloof. It was more like were given a glimpse of him at his most isolated, focused, and content.

His compositions are not unlike British artist Jon Hopkins, who himself recently performed at EMPAC. Each song was dense and ambient, broken my moments of quiet reflection. Much of his work, like the headliner, is reliant on looped instrumentals. While constructing his songs he’d occasionally break out in something resembling a fit of tourettes, for example a sudden shaking of a tambourine or beating of drum cymbals. At the moment, it jars the listener and seems out of place, until a twist of a knob and pressing of a button creates a new backing track that melds perfectly into the sonic sculpture he’s melding in front of us.

His performance provided an interesting juxtaposition. Bookings for the Hall are largely pedestrian and unimaginative: chamber orchestras and masters of acoustic guitars who are respected but lack contemporary relevance and play to a much older crowd. But sound and music is sound and music, regardless of its method of delivery. The soundboards and tiny LED lights may have looked alien in front of and below those massive golden pipes, but the latter only enhanced and improved upon the former, the culmination of over a hundred years of evolution rooted in traditional sensibilities and architectural accidents. Dosh completed his set and very quickly waved to the crowd, then sheepishly took his leave as the lights came up for intermission.

The headliner, Andrew Bird, took the stage to thunderous applause that reverberated throughout the Hall. He walked with a purpose, first removing his scarf and carefully draping it over a set piece before taking his spot on the stage. He looked like an incarnation of The Doctor from the UK serial “Doctor Who” that had been trained in the Suzuki method.

Bird performed as a one-man orchestra. He plays his violin alternately as a percussion instrument, mandolin, and in its proper form, using loops to give his songs more depth than anything you’ll hear from a five or six piece outfit. In addition to the melding of traditional instrumentation with new technology, he also crosses genres. His second song, for example, was a fascinating combination of Mediterranean folk and ragtime jazz.

He also played “Passive,” a song about the inherent frustration in arguing with someone who doesn’t care. It’s told from the point of view of the person making the argument, but afterwards Bird revealed that he was actually the target of the hostility. He based the song on his relationships with other people, and in particular a college roommate who once got very angry at him for his passive attitude and lack of reciprocation of the roommate’s attempts at friendship.

“Sometimes,” he told the audience, “doing nothing is the worst thing.”

Halfway through the set, Bird introduced a new song that was originally commissioned for the Muppet Movie. He poured everything into those songs, he told the crowd, but the executives only took the one that was composed entirely of whistling. I ached for him. That fetishizing is an all too familiar theme for Bird, who is sometimes treated as if the whistling and other forms of expression are mere gimmicks. This becomes apparent later in the evening when during an interlude, a man from the crowd yells out “will there be snacks?!” It’s a reference to an inside joke created by those aforementioned fans on the internet (there’s even a Facebook page you can like called “When Andrew Bird says there will be snacks”). Bird held in an exasperated sigh, paused, and relented.

“…there might be,” he announced to a combination of applause from some and utterances of confusion from others.

The abandoned Muppet song, “Lazy Projector,” is heart-wrenching and one of Bird’s best. The executives that passed on it weren’t just inconsiderate of his time. They were completely mad. He followed the song with a cover of “It’s Not Easy Being Green” that emphasized the poetic quality of the lyrics and literally brought tears to my eyes.

Bird ended his set with an energetic riff that would make Springsteen shrink with shame and envy. He came back out for his mandatory encore and performed three covers on guitar: a rural bluegrass piece I didn’t recognize but sounded fabulous, a cover of the Handsome Brothers’ “So Much Wine,” and an old Delta blues tune (Charley Patton’s “I’m Going Home”). He left to his second standing ovation of the evening.

Me and my friend sat breathless for a moment.

“I don’t usually do this,” she said, “but I need to get my picture taken with him.”

I smiled, but winced a bit. Thinking of our earlier dinner conversation, I had put myself in Bird’s position and the last thing I would want to do is deal with the throngs of hipster humanity desperate for his approval. I didn’t say anything, but she read my hesitation.

“I know.” She said. “But that sort of comes with the rock star thing.”

She was right, of course.

We went out to the lobby. The merchandise table was swarmed, manned by Dosh and a crew member, but no sign of Bird himself. Despite my apprehensions towards inconveniencing and putting out the famous with my polite and brief praise, I waited with her until the end. She was eager to meet him, and who was I to deny her that? Also, where the Hell else did I have to be?

He didn’t come out and it became apparent he wasn’t going to, so we took our leave and walked downstairs. We exited the music hall and a short, black-haired kid with facial hair that screamed for acceptance sang with friends circling around him and bopping to an imagined beat. A young girl shoved a flyer in my face and I said, despite my best efforts to the contrary, “oh please, no.” My friend laughed, took the flyer and showed it to me. It was for a show they were going to perform that weekend at a coffee house in Albany. As I expressed some regret at my rude dismissal, I heard the singer behind me transition to the most cringe-inducing, embarrassing rap performance I’d ever heard in person. I burst into laughter as we continued walking towards her car.

We were almost at the intersection of Third and Fulton when she reconsidered. “Maybe we can still catch him.”

“Probably,” I said. Again, I had nothing better to do and her eagerness to meet the man overrode any hesitancy I had.

We went back up to the lobby, where no fans were left and the crew was packing up. I faked, convincingly, interest in buying an LP and fretted not knowing which one I didn’t have (part of the ruse). When those options were exhausted, we waited out by the side entrance. We stood there about fifteen or twenty minutes, waiting with but standing far away from a group of younger enthusiasts. We discussed more of our lives of late, intermittently discussing if and when we would take our leave.

We finally did and I went home, alone. I logged into Facebook and, as is required in 2011, let everybody know the important news that I attended a concert I knew I would enjoy and did, in fact, enjoy it. I dusted off “Noble Beast” (metaphorically since it’s all on iPods and Macbooks now), the album that introduced me to Bird, and listened to it for the first time in over a year. I fell asleep to the instrumental bonus disc that accompanied the deluxe edition of the LP, “Useless Creatures.”

When I spoke with my friend the next day, she told me that Bird had, in fact, gone out the front door and directly across the street to Bacchus after the show and spent the remainder of the evening mingling with fans. Like so many other things, we would have accomplished our goals and not missed meeting someone if only we hadn’t decided to think too hard on it and taken an ill-advised trip around the corner.

Where have I seen the Saratoga Lip Dub before?

October 5, 2011
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Something about the Saratoga Lip Dub seemed vaguely reminiscent. It wasn’t the content of the video so much as what it was trying to do. But I couldn’t quite put my finger on it.

Then, earlier this afternoon, someone posted a rap video on their Facebook Wall and it hit me.

SAT analogy time!

SARATOGA LIP DUB : VIRAL VIDEOS :: RAP THE MUSICAL : RAP

<3 Mr. Show.

 

Premature evaluation of Lou Reed and Metallica’s collaboration

September 19, 2011
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This was an awful idea and it sounds like garbage.

On the plus side, this is so bad that we can, for the most part, avoid that lengthy and tired discussion about whether or not this band is “back” or still “has it.”

Guys, please, just tour. Thanks.

On a semi-related note, I listened to Anthrax’s new album “Worship Music” on Spotify and boy do I love it. And the critics seem to be as pleasantly surprised as I am.