Stand-Up

I’m Very Immature for Laughing as Hard as I Did at This

May 17, 2012
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OH WELL.

NEW SHOW! Wednesday, May 16th, 9pm! $5! Laughs on Lark!

May 15, 2012
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The Capital Region’s best monthly comedy showcase on Lark Street is BACK for its 21st edition! Come help us celebrate. It’ll just be like your 21st birthday: drunk, silly, slightly memorable, and at the end of the night nobody will get laid unless they have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Kevin Marshall has been added as a last minute replacement.

THE LINEUP:

  • Dan Rossi
  • Andy Ennaco
  • Matt Mitchell
  • Kevin Marshall
  • hosted by: Matt Kelly

The best bang for your buck, comedy-wise. This is seriously a great collection of comics. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. If you are, I will personally give you your money back*.

Come on down to Elda’s on Lark – 205 Lark St., Albany!

See you at the show!

*unless you’re just being an asshole, in which case, no way. I’m not doing that.

Special deal: $5 off this Saturday’s show in Albany for college students, state workers, groups of 6 or more

May 4, 2012
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT – I was just informed that if you come to Saturday’s show with a group of 6 or more, each one of you will get $5 off your ticket.

Also, present your college ID at the door and receive $5 off. (Note: can’t be combined with other discounts/offers).

State worker? That’s $5 off as well. Just show your ID at the door.

THIS WEEKEND: Performing at Comic Syndrome, Donate to the Hero Initiative

May 4, 2012
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REMINDER:

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Also, if you’re going to see “The Avengers,” consider making a matching donation to The Hero Initiative to help offset the injustice being done to Jack Kirby.

“I’d Have to be Crazy to Let My 5-Year-Old Tan,” Says Overtanned Crazy Lady

May 2, 2012
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I mean, just look at her.

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Important thing to ask: what kind of scummy tanning place would look at that woman and take her money and allow her to continue tanning? In fact, let’s extrapolate that further: what person working at a tanning hut wouldn’t see that woman walking into the door and try to set her on fire thinking that they were the victims of a Mummy attack?

"It's close to miiiiiidnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark..."

Also, what’s weirder, the woman in this video or the hosts of “Today” not acknowledging at all that what we just saw was absolutely bizarre and gross?

IN OTHER VERY IMPORTANT NEWS: oh shit, there’s a fucking bear in Albany! The Times Union has dubbed it the “South End Bear,” which is also some guy’s username on a dating site. I guarantee it.

EVEN MORE IMPORTANT NEWS:

Comedy is Happy Fun Time, Comic Syndrome Show This Saturday

April 30, 2012
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Hey guys! The show I did in Lenox, MA last night was part of a series called The Happy Fun Time All-Star Comedy Variety Show. It’s curated by Thomas Attila Lewis, who OBVIOUSLY has a VERY good eye for talent.

In all seriousness, the show was top to bottom great last night and I’m sure subsequent installments will be every bit as good. Give them a like, particularly if you ever find yourself in that area.

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As you saw if you visited earlier today, I have another show coming up this Saturday, May 5th, where I’m featuring for national headliner Phil Selman.

The show’s at Savannah’s at 1 South Pearl Street in Albany, NY. Doors open at 6:30pm, show starts at 7:30pm. The cost is $15 for the show; $25 for the show plus dinner plus reserved VIP seating. I know the cost is a bit steep for some of you reading this, but with all the free shows I do, I think it’s more than fair. Also, there’ll be some new material.

Opening the show is Kristin VanSteemburg, a comedian who I really enjoy but is sadly leaving the area. And by leaving the area I mean this whole goddamn side of the Atlantic, as she’s soon moving to Belgium. Seriously. This could be your last chance to see her, both because she’s moving and because I’m pretty sure Belgium is a dangerous place where people drop like flies. Well, I assume as much anyway, because it’s a foreign land.

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After that my calendar’s empty, although limited to weekends until I go into a cage to get punched in the face by a stranger on May 12th. After that, I’m wide open!

If you own or manage an establishment or are organizing an event and like to book me for a show, click here.

 

Featuring at Comic Syndrome this Saturday, May 5th

April 30, 2012
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Upcoming Performance Dates and Why I’m Fighting

April 27, 2012
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Come out and see me drop bombs on the mic! Comedy bombs, that is.

Come out and see me drop bombs on the mic! Comedy bombs, that is.

 

Friday, April 27th
The Comedy Gold Showcase
The Mine (Broadway, Saratoga NY)
8:00pm; FREE
Facebook link 

Sunday, April 29th
Happy Funtime All-Star Variety Show
Rumpy’s Tavern (16 Church St., Lenox MA)
8:00pm; FREE
Facebook link 

Saturday, May 5th
Phil Spelman featuring Kevin Marshall
Comic Syndrome @ Savannah’s (1 South Pearl St., Albany NY)
7:30pm; $15 ($25 w/ food)

 Saturday, May 12th
Cage Wars
Kevin Marshall gets his ass beat in an amateur boxing bout
@ The Saratoga Springs City Center (522 Broadway, Saratoga Springs, NY)
Facebook link

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Yeah, that last one’s happening. Last update I had is that I have an opponent, it’s also going to be his first fight, and it should be confirmed hopefully soon. Once that happens and I know it’s a definite, I’ll let people know when/how to get tickets. Well, I think you should get them anyway because it’ll be an entertaining show regardless, but yeah.

The reaction from some people to this has been…interesting, to say the least.

To be honest, I wasn’t going to tell anyone at all I was doing it until after the event. I found out very early on that this was going to be impossible, so about three weeks ago I told a handful of people and finally broke the news to my mother, the one person whose reaction I was most concerned about, last week.

This is something that I’ve been mulling for over a year now, but the timing and circumstances were never right for it. I’m engaged in training now, know what to expect, and know the dangers and risks. This isn’t something I decided to do just to do it, not realizing what I was getting into. Some have insinuated or directly stated as such, which from some sources was laughable and others was heartbreaking. The idea that I, as an adult, wouldn’t know what I was getting into in an amateur boxing match and would go in fully unprepared is both upsetting and especially insulting to my intelligence.

Of course it’s dangerous. Sometimes people do dangerous things because they feel compelled to or have a self-destructive streak in them. I certainly have the latter; anyone that knows me intimately and/or for longer than the last six years could certainly attest to that. I can’t disregard that it’s a factor. But to say I have no idea that I’ll get hurt, that I’m unprepared to take a beating? That’s ludicrous.

But more than anything, I’ve had a nagging desire to do something like this for some time. When I started training at NY Boxing, it increased, particularly knowing I’d have guys like Shawn and Shannon Miller in my corner. Both have been of great assistance in preparing me and especially looking out for me. If it were anyone else, I’d be a lot more hesitant. But with those two having my back and in my corner, I know I’m at least in good hands. These are guys who I know and trust, and have seen them looking out for me. They made it clear from day one that they wouldn’t and won’t put me in a situation they don’t think I’d be prepared for.

In short, I’m serious. I wanted to do it for some time. Then, one day, I went in and sparred with someone for the first time. I got hit with a hard right that opened up my lip and dazed me. I don’t think the guy I was sparring with could see it, but a big smile hit my face. Getting hit and coming back from it gave me a rush that I haven’t had since I went sober. That’s the moment that it went from curiosity to urge.

So I understand if you’re a family member or a friend and you’re concerned, but I know what this is and I’m prepared to face it. I know I’m in good hands, but that doesn’t mean I’m ignorant of all the risks associated with this. I’m doing it because I want and need to, for myself.

I won’t ask that you understand, because if you can’t and won’t, that’s on you and there’s nothing I’m going to say that will change that.

See you at the shows.

David Liebe Hart from “Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” Chats with Local Comedian & Radio Host Ethan Ullman, Gives Him Things to Do

April 25, 2012
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David Liebe Hart with the puppet I suspect Tim and Eric are holding hostage. True story.

David Liebe Hart’s strange ascent to notoriety began with a Los Angeles Public Access television program that taught children about Christian Science with the use of awkward puppet “Chip the Black Boy,” strange skits, and his own musical compositions. It is, to put it lightly, fucking nuts, yet charming in its earnestness.

Here’s a taste.

…yep.

Last Thursday, Hart called in to Alternative to Sleep, local comedian Ethan Ullman’s weekly comedy talk show program that airs Thursday nights at 10pm on WCDB in Albany and nationally on the Comedy Pipe network.

Almost immediately Hart asked people to send him money. It’s not begging, he explains to the listeners and his family members, because in exchange he’ll send them his drawings and used clothes(!). He then asks Ethan to register copyrights for his song, which a confused Ethan finally conceded to investigate. In addition to other aspects of his career and life, Hart confirms he’s not on the next season of “Tim and Eric,” claiming they never returned his phone calls and are holding one of his puppets hostage until he repays them for a $500 loan they gave him(!!!).

GUYS. TIM AND ERIC ARE HOLDING HIS PUPPET HOSTAGE.

You have to hear this. Even if you’re not a fan of his appearances on Tim and Eric Awesome Show,  Great Job!, you’ll appreciate it for the awkwardness of poor Ethan suddenly being harangued into being Hart’s personal assistant.

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Alt 2 Sleep with Ethan Ullman airs weekly at 10pm on WCDB 90.9 FM in Albany, NY and online at AlternativeToSleeping.com or WCDBFM.com.

 

SEE ALSO: Appearances on the program from yours truly.  I can confirm that Tim and Eric haven’t called me, either, but they also do not have any of my puppets (thank fucking God!).

THIS SATURDAY – it’s the Jimmy Pigfeet Challenge followed by FREE stand-up comedy!

April 20, 2012
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at The Cask & Rasher
245 Mansion St.
Coxsackie, NY
Jimmy Pigfeet Challenge – 5:30pm
LIVE stand-up comedy – 8:00pm

 

RULES FOR THE JIMMY PIGFEET CHALLENGE:

  1. Contestants eat one “Necrowingican,” a wing that measures over 7 million on the scoville scale. To give you an idea, the hottest pepper available out there is a little over 1 million on the scoville scale. Yep.
  2. Then, jump rope for three consecutive minutes. You don’t have to start over if you trip up, but you must be making effort to start back up again immediately.
  3. Perform 100 push-ups.

 

All must be done within 15 minutes. Winners receive a trophy, certificate of Manliness, Manville t-shirt, and other prizes TBA. To be eligible, please show up sometime before 5:30pm.

 

This will be followed by…

 

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