-or- THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T SEE SHIT HERE NO MORE
You’ll notice that this blog has been…well, sparse as of late. Mostly I just use it to remind people that I’ll be performing stand-up comedy, such as TOMORROW NIGHT!
Boo-yah! Gotcha. You can’t escape that shit. I’m too quick. I’m like [...]
Below is the official press release from Five Guys Fighting.
I’ll be covering the event for the Knick Ledger and might try to write a feature piece to shop around. Time constraints may prevent me from following through on that threat.
5 Guys Fighting Presents the Areas Second Full Contact Mixed Martial Arts [...]
The GOP candidate invested in 10 Chinese companies recently—including ones that embezzled, partnered with Iran, and stole US trade secrets. The lowdown is here.
Well, in fairness, there’s not many American banks and big corporations that Romney could invest in [...]
From the Romney Campaign’s blog: 7 Incredible Personal Stories About Mitt Romney You May Not Know
Well, it IS incredible. Incredible how a rich kid took ecstasy at a rave, crashed at someone’s house and was found through a tip line:
In 1998 the 14-year-old daughter of one of Romney’s partners at [...]
I’ve seriously gotten more flack on Tumblr over calling out Cloud Atlas’s yellowface than I have any other view I’ve expressed in recent memory.
Which at first I found weird because just seeing the stills alone, I was shocked and couldn’t see how anyone could see it as anything but racist.
But then [...]
Who, exactly, are these 47% Romney is referring to? There are two answers: the statistical 47% that lead to that oft-repeated soundbite, and the 47% Romney is actually referring to.
Ta-Nehisi Coates shared this quote from Lee Atwater describing “the Southern Strategy” on his blog today. The quote was first published anonymously, then later attributed [...]
Hey so is this guy trying to convey that he’s so gay if you stood next to him your shirt would catch on fire but is desperate to hide it from his wife with weak “uh, yeah, those gays sure are bad” deflections, or is he just a really really shitty actor?
YOU MAKE THE CALL
So this new law they have where they require drug testing for welfare? Turns out that it costs the state more money than it saves and hasn’t curbed applicants.
Anyone with a modicum of sense could have looked at this proposal and told you that.
Note: I actually had this post sitting [...]
HAHAHA! Oh my God, you must watch this video of the woman who took it upon herself to restore a classic painting of Christ and transformed it into an internet meme.
I know I’m late to the game with my analysis of this, but…I kinda think it’s art [...]
The screen capture just in case someone finally fixes it (, for fuck’s sake):
And when news first broke of Armstrong’s death, they had “Neil Young” in the headline instead.
So, uh, is there any level of NBC that doesn’t screw things up spectacularly?
Edit: yes, obviously, we all [...]
- Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye…
- Listen to me LIVE as guest co-host of Alternative to Sleeping tonight at 10pm!
- Realtors: “WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH” George Hearst III: “NONONOO SSSSHHH IT’S OKAY, it’s okay…here. Here’s a pacifier.” Kristi: “#oops.”
- Open Mic web series premiere tonight @ Lark Tavern
- Trust Me, You’re Going to Want to See This
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