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Obsolete!
Those awful, wonderful horns have drawn the ire of many of you watching the World Cup. Myself, I seem to be in the minority since it doesn’t bother me any more than the usual drone of noise during games.
But for those of you that are driven to acts of violence over those plastic monstrosities, LifeHacker.com has stumbled on a way to completely eliminate the vuvuzelas from the games. And you don’t need a computer – all you need is a Stereo setup or a TV with a built-in equalizer. Click here to find out more.
No word yet on if they’ve found an Equalizer that filters out that terrible Shakira song. That, my friends, is the true audio nightmare of these games.
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6 Responses to Watch the World Cup Without the Vuvuzelas
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The mute button on the television also works. Your not missing anything by not having announcers. Like most other sports, 90% of what they say is “after the fact”, the other 10% is mindless drivel.
I think the hummmmmmmmm adds cultural zest to the World Cup. Doesn’t bother me too much. =D
Glad I’m not on an island all by myself on that one.
They used to sell them thangs at Yankee Stadium back in the 60s. I think they had to stop because people were beating each other up with ‘em.
They sold them at parades when I was growing up, too. But I think the Vuvuzela is specifically constructed a bit differently to get a specific sound out of it. Seems a bit shriller and at a different pitch.
It’s important not to be distracted during the world cup because you might miss one of those rare “goals” people seem to be so excited about.