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I'm shocked they don't market as "The ORIGINAL Monkey Sparkle Lamp."
Sometimes I get asked if I’m going to do a giveaway on this blog. To which I always respond “with what money given to me by the Times Union?”
See, I don’t get paid, IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW. So SHUT. UP. ABOUT THE GIVEAWAYS. Besides, after what I was just informed about, there’s no point in me doing a giveaway or contest, because it can’t top what I just came across.
Stephanie at Flirty30Albany is giving away a Monkey Sparkle Lamp. It’s a lamp, you see, in the shape of a monkey. PS it sparkles.
The 30th comment on the blog post wins the lamp. Stephanie, however, wins the internet for giving this away.
If one of you readers wins, don’t say I never did anything for you. Because if you do, I will pop up out of nowhere and exclaim “excuse me, but who exactly directed you towards that fabulous Monkey Sparkle Lamp? Perhaps it was a young handsome gentleman who lives his life in the present tense?”
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18 Responses to Win a Monkey Sparkle Lamp. Yes – a Monkey Sparkle Lamp.
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STALK ME
Monkey!!!!!!!
Sparkles!!!!!!!
You should make a regular occurrence of giving away random stuff you find at garage sales. I think it’d be funny.
…Jen, that’s brilliant!
Cool monkey…does it come with a sock?
It’s still up for grabs!! I’m not doing garage sales…I’m doing like the ultimate in re-gifting, but these gifts weren’t given to me they were given to my friends so none of my friends can get pissed. The men seem to be more interested in the lamp than the ladies :)
I second Jen’s comment!
*throws her own personal party* It happens once in awhile, that strike of brilliance. I went to put it in as an “official” improvement for the blog, then realized the post I was remembering was actually one asking for ideas for changing the title (which I happen to like).
Remember you can comment up to 5 times!!
Illuminate me please, how big is the lamp?
Can comment up to 5 times? Then this would be my first, right? If the sparkle lamp comes with some banana liqueur and a recipe for Bananas Foster, I’m all over it with up to four more. Really.
To clarify, you have to comment on HER post.
Oh, then that lst one doesn’t count. Too tired. Guess the monkey will not shine in Gmanville.
No Gman! Don’t give up!
I think I need me a Monkey Sparkle Lamp! :)
Ooh, another monkey to spank!
If you even try to win this thing, you really, really need to go over to Naomi Seldin’s Simpler Living Blog and read up on decluttering.
aww, daughter loves monkeys, would love to surprise her with the lamp, its lovely.