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Say hello to a malicious infection. (source: Associated Press)
After extensive research and experimentation, a handful of individuals have come to a consensus and made it public: you’re more likely to get a virus from Cameron Diaz than from anyone else.
On the internet. When you search for her on Google.
According to PC World, Diaz is the celebrity most likely to result in a harmful computer virus if you search her name on Google. Also appearing on the list are Anna Paquin, Adriana Lima, Jessica Biel…and Julia Roberts.
Eat, Pray, Love, Crash.
I had a scary near-death Google experience myself yesterday. While training for a 5K race I’m running in September, I found my nipples were getting chafed and sore for the second day in a row. In order to prevent it from happening again, I typed the words “sore nipples running” into the text bar on Google.com.
I stopped myself just in time.
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Too funny. You know everyone will do it now.
Haha…I think that’s happened to everyone atleast once. An innocent web search turns into something that would make your grandmother blush. I made that same mistake. I learned that dicks.com does NOT take you to dicks sporting goods *sigh*
I can recall in th late 90’s hearing that Gillin Anderson from the X-Files had more searches and/or hits on the internet than all of the big time models.
Anyone finding her remotely attractive deserves to have their hard drive emptied by the Ukrainian mafia.
With berzillions of pages of spank-worthy material at your disposal you knuckle-headed knuckle-shufflers search for this low rent poster child for airbrushing?
It’s so difficult to spell “Eva Mendes???”
Color me confused.
I have always loved her smile. It is quite intoxicating. I had no idea it could be deadly. Thanks for saving my life, Kevin.
MUST NOT GOOGLE CAMERON DIAZ…..MUST NOT GOOGLE CAMERON DIAZ…..OH CRAP…..
While I will admit Ms. Diaz is beginning to get that “smeared look”–and she foolishly plays opposite too-young leading men–I hardly think she deserves to be rejected by guys who’ve, no doubt, bedded down with (when they’ve been lucky enough) the equivalent of John Goodman’s twin sister. Men whose sticky sox would peel off if they ever even touched a woman like Cameron Diaz; men who “spank” their way into thinking pictures are women
Karabean, good to know I’m not the only one to make the dreaded Dick’s Sporting Goods error. Mine occured, ahem, at work. Was searching for a sale on golf clubs, and got so much more.
Dude, sounds like you need a bro. Or a soft wife-beater type undershirt. You probably shouldn’t Google “soft wife-beater” though. Try the GAP.