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Monday Morning Observation
When you or someone else calls a person a “straight shooter,” there’s a very good chance that the person in question is just an a**hole who would rather talk than think.
When that person calls him/herself a “straight shooter,” that person is most DEFINITELY an a**hole.
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Coming later this morning: my review of “The Social Network.”
Previously: Albany, You’ve Been a Terrible Audience; and check out Greg Aidala’s Account on the Funnies blog.
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Agreed.
Glenn Beck.
Rahm Emanuel
Tony Barbaro.
John Phillips.
Ah, but a true straight shooter would not mind being called an a**hole. I think. I’m a well-known prevaricator.
Gman, you’re just a Maverick.
Wilson Phillips.
En Vogue.
Barry Soetoro.
Barry HUSSEIN Soetoro.
If you consider yourself a straight shooter, you might want to ask yourself: Am I this person’s parent? Would I like to be? If the answer to both is NO, then maybe you should check yourself. If you don’t, you might find that you have someone reliant on you for information FOR LIFE. Some really AREN’T getting it at home and never will.
My bad.
How about Kelly Lynch? Says here she’s a “no-holds barred straight shooter.” http://twitter.com/klynchwyland
…no-holds barred? Does that mean it’s not sanctioned by the State Athletic Commission?