Kevin Marshall's America
From the makers of everything that’s wrong with America comes the latest fad encouraging people to not dress and act like adult human beings: Pajama Jeans.
These ugly atrocities are all the rage; or, at least, they’re all anyone can talk about. But ladies, as Your Dude here on the Times Union blog, I’m going to give it to you straight concerning Pajama Jeans.
Firstly, nobody’s going to be fooled. Maybe if they’re standing ten or twenty feet away, but then if they approach you for an adult conversation they’re going to notice you’re wearing these weird pajama pants that are dressed up to look like jeans. And no amount of butt-lift can restore the respect the other party loses for you.
Second-of-ly, not all good things can be combined to make something better. Sure, we like our jeans and pajamas are comfortable, but combining the two isn’t the answer. I like tomato basil soup and chocolate, but that doesn’t mean that if I mix the two I’m going to get a bowl of perfect delicious. Quite the contrary: what results is a terrible abomination and an affront to God.
Ladies, listen. I’ve already asked that we use 2011 to phase out leggings as pants. Now I’m BEGGING you not to engage in this fad.
Not even ironically. You’re only going to encourage the wrong type of people.
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13 Responses to Pajama Jeans: Ruining America, One Weird Ugly Pair of “Pants” at a Time
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Can we please get rid of “jeggings” as well??
“For when you’ve just totally given up”
It’s bad enough seeing people out in public wearing their flannel pajamas, other wise known as lounging pants. They are still pajamas!
So please don’t fool yourself, or make fools of your self wearing pajama jeans in public.
I was going to get you a pair for your birthday
What did I do to you?
I’m holding out for the pajama tux.
Stop! Don’t wear them. Not even loquaciously. You’ll only encourage those clohing terrorist. Soon they’ll be going around wearing underwear on their heads.
But what about jeggings? WHAT ABOUT JEGGINGS?!?!?!?!?!
Whoa! Whoa! Sloooow down ducky!!! I’m all for doing away with Pajama jeans. Send that abomination to the icy depths of hell from which they came. But “phase out leggings as pants”? Now I know you done gone ahead and lost yo’ damn mind!!!
Sorry, GR. I forgot how much you love rocking the leggings and big sweaters.
Kevin, umm…yeh. Sure.
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Hahhahaah ALOL! I LMAO d at the commercial for those hahahha! This is
H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!