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The other day someone sent me an emoticon and I got to thinking with how bored I am with them.
For those who don’t know – basically it’s the smiley face someone uses after they insult you but want to get away with it.
Seriously, we’ve all been just using this the standard smiley face for so long that it doesn’t even mean anything anymore. I don’t even see it as a smile.
So I’ve decided to create my own, unique emoticons. Feel free to use as you will.
SAD BULLDOG
:<
Look, it sort of looks like a sad bulldog!
THE SAM ELLIOTT
:{
Use when you’re feelin’ manly.
COKE-FACE
:^*)
Use to excuse annoying and/or rude behavior. “Sorry ’bout that, I’m coked out of my mind.”
JUST CLOWNING
:@)
Use after you’ve suckered someone into believing something. The “@” is a clown nose, see.
BAD DAY aka THE JAKE GITTES FROM “CHINATOWN”
:#(
Pretty self-explanatory.
THE “I HAVE HAD MY NOSE SURGICALLY REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH A PIG’S NOSE”
:3)
Use when you have had your nose surgically removed and replaced with a pig’s nose.
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STALK ME
Look, I’m trying to be a gentleman about this. :#/
I was just thinking about having my nose surgically removed and replaced with a pig’s nose but now that there’s an emoticon for it, the thrill is gone.
(:{)} this is the TonyB(guy with a goatee)
While I really like the Sam Elliott, that great emoticon is an oxy-moron, as no manly man would use an emoticon..
Thanks for laying down the emoticon law though Thurgood, they are getting rather stale, did you come up with all of them?
I did indeed.
Not my definition of clowning, but whatevs. I’m sure you can’t print my definition. Or maybe you can since you’re a known pornographer. Actually it’s more of a verb than an emoticon. Nevermind.
#:3(
Unhappy with nose job.
Betcha can’t come up with a She’s my sister and my daughter emoticon, Mr. Gitts.
%^O