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 But WAIT A MINUTE – his mother signed it on August 7th, but the attendant did not sign it until ONE DAY LATER. Also, he has a II next to his name, which indicates that he is either a clone or a robot.

WHAT’S GOING ON YOU GUYS IS OBAMA EVEN A REAL HUMAN BEING?

28 Responses to More absurdity: Obama’s long-form certificate of live birth

  1. Tony Barbaro says:

    Hawaii doesn’t count anyway. and what’s with the “II”….I think he’s a clone.

  2. Mick says:

    If that’s the long form then is the short form available for your keychain.

  3. Tony Barbaro says:

    all the world loves a clone….
    anyway he was born in Hawaii..that’s like being Japanese anyway.

  4. ObviouslyAStateWorker says:

    His mother is from Caucasia? OMG HE’S RUSSIAN.

  5. Leigh says:

    That doesn’t sound like the name of a real hospital. Kap-eee-oh-whatever. Made up. Really the only thing that will convince me is a video of baby Obama being held by his mother, in front of the hospital, holding a baby-sized American flag and crying the National Anthem while the Blue Angels perform stunts overhead. Is that too much to ask? I thought not.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You have legitimate, political issues with Obama? OK, I can see that. But this is just…so…stupid.

  6. MotherMacri says:

    @Leigh…awesome:)

  7. Tony Barbaro says:

    maybe it’s like Fringe…there’s an alternate universe.

  8. Brad says:

    I can see why he’s hidden his birth certificate… His mother’s name is Stanley.

  9. hellomolly says:

    Where’s the part where it confirms he’s a Muslim? Oh wait…

  10. Stephen says:

    Now maybe after the Great one has taken care of this issue he can move on the the ever rising gas prices, the continued high unemployment issue his stimulus was supposed to keep under 8% and of course the ever present FORCLOSUER signs on thousands of homes throughout the country………………Hope and Change = I hope I have some change left after I fill up my gas tank.

  11. ObviouslyAStateWorker says:

    It’s not a Times Union comment thread until we have one like #12.

  12. BD says:

    Forever A-Clone

  13. FnDan says:

    @Stephen, why not blame Obama for the NFL Lockout and Japanese tsunami while you’re at it? Assuming you’re a free-market GOP guy, I’m amazed when so many of you complain that a Democratic President SHOULD BE DOING MORE to save the country, if you think all if his policies suck.

  14. Stephen says:

    No #15 it’s all the fault of Bush or so you all keep telling me.

  15. mmcdonald says:

    Kalanianaole highway built in 1964?

  16. It was there well before 1964. Not sure where you’re getting that date from (probably the internet and probably from someone who was completely making it up).

  17. EZ says:

    It’s obvious that Kenya secretly purchased Kenya. The truth is still out there somewhere…

  18. mmcdonald says:

    Thanks Kevin saw it on yahoo and didn’t know,hence the question mark.

    • No prob. I can say with confidence it was at least around in the 50s because it’s mentioned in grouping with the Highway movement during the Eisenhower Administration, but it may actually be older than that.

  19. lnm says:

    Is Trump’s tax return online yet?

  20. daniel says:

    I’ve never been a “birther”.. but I don’t think it’s too much to ask to have someone produce a domcument that’s required to run for president.. the delay in producing something so simple is what fueled the conspiracy..

    You have 3 requirements to run for president.. born in this country, over the age of 35 and no felony convictions..

    I don’t think it’s too much to ask of someone to produce a from confirming birth place.. especially one who traveled extensively as a child.. I’m glad this matter can finally be laid to rest.. so we can focus on real issues..

  21. lz says:

    My grandmother’s name is also Stanley.

  22. mmcdonald says:

    Her father wanted a boy ,thats why she was named stanley.Actually 17 when pregnant,he 24-25,lucky he wasn’t charged!

  23. hellomolly says:

    Daniel, the long form is not “required” to run for president. Don’t you think Clinton or McCain would have jumped all over this if it was a legitimate issue? It is not “simple” to get your long form birth certificate in Hawaii – Obama himself needed a waiver. Which is why the short-form certificate, which is 100 percent all anyone in Hawaii ever needs to prove citizenship, was provided years ago.

  24. jrcasmir says:

    i wish people would accept the fact he was born in the US, he is african american male, and in my opinion sucks as a president…the problem is too many people hate him so they need every reason to have him taken out office.. maybe if you whinners voted, he wouldnt be in office, and we wouldnt have this problem… and for the morons the II next to his name is cuz hes the second, like JR, cuz he has his fathers name…read before you speak..

  25. gsmiley says:

    Uhhhm doesnt hussein say it all??? I mean osama=obama,,saddam hussein=barrack hussein?!!?! Also his birth certificate has alot of sixes lol dont u think..or maybe its just me.. Ima add something I thought was interesting to me. He was born aug 4 1961 right?
    4+1 +1=6
    696!!?? Daim.. Lol

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