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IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED!
Oh happy day, the Rapture happened as planned on Saturday and I am just as keen as a can of peaches.
And let me tell you, it is GREAT up here. Yesterday I played pool with Minnesota Fats and Jackie Gleason, who played Minnesota Fats in a movie! What a trip that was. Also, it’s worth noting that when I say yesterday I really mean just now, or it seems like it. The passage of time up here is a lot different than it is down there, but if I tried to explain it to you your human brain would explode.
Oh, and I met Orson Welles and John Cassavetes! They’re Bridge partners.
Since you’re reading this, I need not tell you that most of you did not make the first cut. Which is all well and good. You have six months to make amends, after all. It’s just that I wish more of the people I knew and cared about were here. Good thing I was secretly practicing polygamy whilst pretending to be a single man about town all that time I was down there or I’d be pretty lonely!
Well, I have to go. But to all you people who said it wouldn’t happen, in your faces, all of you.
Enjoy the next six months, suckers. Here’s some pictures to show you what you’re missing:
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see also: Apocalypse Fallout (Rev. Alan Rudnick’s blog)
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Very funny.
Is that Eugene? haha
Randy Savage gave the Rapture a good old elbo drop and saved the day oohhhh yeeeaah.
Now I know you’re lying….dogs??
gray cat – You didn’t hear?
Love Love Love this post Kevin!!!!
Say hi to Andy Kaufman for me…
There hasn’t been a movie made like that since Goebbels….all lies!
While driving to NYC on the Thruway I saw AT LEAST six dead deer on the side of the road. So if it wasn’t the Rapture for us humans, it certainly was for Bambi and his gang.
Chloe Eve – They are a very wholesome animal.
So how was Michael Jackson?
Kevin,
In all seriousness I consulted my bedroom calendar today and it has an end-date of 12/31/2011. I was shocked at how soon the end would come and then checked the calendar in the kitchen closet, which says the end will come on 1/31/2012. I am very confused, but it looks like at least we will have Christmas this year.
EZ - The people who made that calendar must have known something!
I know alot of people put off paying bills until monday,my question is did they run your credit before you were allowed in?