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Madame Tassauds has unveiled its latest celebrity wax approximation: Jennifer Lopez.
I think.
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Now, I’m not a J-Lo fan. I’ve never bought an album and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie she’s in where I thought “good actress.” But I don’t hate the woman. Same can’t be said, apparently, of whoever it was that molded this wax statue of her.
I was telling a friend of mine a story this past weekend and he called me a “living horror,” after which I thanked him and we hugged as our eyes welled up. Now, however, I think I may have to cede that distinction to this wax statue. Some would say it’s not living, but take a look at it and tell me that thing doesn’t come to life at night and murder people.
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12 Responses to The new J-Lo wax statue at Madame Tassauds is a horror show
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It looks like it could be a life-sized bobble head doll.
Good to see the J-Lo puppet getting some work since the video for “Land of Confusion.”
Well, at least they got her eyebrows right
OK they didn’t get the face right….how about the butt?
MO – Who can tell the difference on that statue?
Yikes! What’s with her neck and chin? Doesn’t look like her.
I think if you asked someone to guess who it was without telling them, they would guess Jo-Lo. I think she looks stunning, or stunned, I’m not sure which. But come on, does anyone look good in wax?
it looks like some kind of Twilight Zone character…and her eyes are following me…
At Tony, you’re right! As soon as I looked at the pics, I heard someone say…Marcia…MARCIA…funny, I just found a silver thimble with a dent!
J-Lo – 100 lbs lighter. Seriously, her face is caved in! Her cheeks are WAY fuller than that. And this post got me thinking about her movies… did you ever watch “The Cell”? Weird…
Can’t wait to see what they do to Lady Gaga..I have no doubts it was probably J-Lo approved so basically eh!
There’s something really wrong about the proportions on her face. It looks like the shapes are right, but their size in relation to each other? Not so much.