Keep Albany Boring has an open letter from Matt Kelly, who organizes the monthly Laughs on Lark showcase for local and touring comedians:
An Open Letter to The Capital Region and Beyond
Many of you are familiar with, or have come to enjoy our monthly Laughs on Lark Comedy Showcase. We regret to inform you that we will have to cancel this month’s show, scheduled for Wednesday February 8th, our first cancellation since we started 20 months ago. It is not because we need to write new material, though we could use a few fresh jokes, or because of anxiety over the possibility of a Rick Santorum presidency, but because of a proposed Ordinance by the City of Albany regarding audio entertainment within taverns and restaurants. The ambiguity of the bill and the rush to enforce it prior to the Common City Council meeting scheduled to discuss it leave us no option but to pull the plug.
We started the show in August of 2010 in hopes of bringing a breathe of fresh air to the local entertainment community. Modeled after New York City alternative comedy rooms and with a showcase-format we’ve had 35+ different stand-up comedians, improv performers, special guests, and even a magician.
We love this neighborhood and judging by the increasing number of folks in attendance, you like us too. We believe strongly that businesses that promote and nourish local performers should be celebrated and not punished. Culture is what makes our community so spirited and lively, so imposing added restrictions on the shrinking number of establishments who embrace the artistic community is wrong. We are fortunate to have had the opportunity to perform for so many of you and we hope to be back as soon as possible.
Best,
Matt Kelly & Jaye Mcbride
This comes on the heels of a recent Times Union article about the Hudson River Coffee House and how the city’s bureaucracy and, frankly, overall shitty attitude of its bureaucrats and politicians has made the prospect of owning, opening, and operating a small business something akin to a Rockerfellian vision of Hell.
So much for that friendly community initiative, huh guys?
None of this bullshit going down here in the Collar City, comedy/show organizers. Just sayin’. Come on over and Enjoy Troy.
On an only somewhat related note, the weekly Open Mic hosted by Carliste Carey will be happening as usual WEDNESDAY NIGHT (tomorrow) at Bat Shea’s on Ferry St. in downtown Troy. Signup starts at 7:00pm.
Tom Couglin just did a post-game interview with NFL Network and the first person to greet him afterwards was Flava Flav.
For some time after the game ended, Giants fans sat in shock, not knowing if what they witnessed was real. Then Flava Flav showed up, hugged Tom Coughlin, and everyone knew: they’d done it. They’d finally done it. Mother fuck Tom Brady AND John Wayne.
FREE SHOW! I’ll be performing stand-up comedy tonight at Villa Valenti Pub (729 Pawling Ave., Troy) starting at around 8pm. Get there early! Get some food! Free show! Comedy! Did I mention the show’s free?
FREE COMEDY FOR EVERYONE!
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Also of note: last Friday’s Match Game at Waterworks was a success so they’re doing it again this week! I’ll once again be serving as a panelist, and the evening will also include a couple great comics and a round or two of “Make Me Laugh”. Come join us, it’ll be a blast! This Friday, 8:30pm, Waterworks on Central Ave. in Albany (link: Facebook Event Page)
FREE SHOW! I’ll be performing stand-up comedy tonight at Villa Valenti Pub (729 Pawling Ave., Troy) starting at around 8pm. Get there early! Get some food! Free show! Comedy! Did I mention the show’s free?
FREE COMEDY FOR EVERYONE!
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Also of note: last Friday’s Match Game at Waterworks was a success so they’re doing it again this week! I’ll once again be serving as a panelist, and the evening will also include a couple great comics and a round or two of “Make Me Laugh”. Come join us, it’ll be a blast! This Friday, 8:30pm, Waterworks on Central Ave. in Albany (link: Facebook Event Page)
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THE FUTURE IS NOW YOU GUYS
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
His mom is going to be so impressed when he picks her up for their date.
Because who doesn’t go to job interviews with NO FUCKING SLEEVES
This is the worst thing ever. Ever. No, worse than that. No. I’m not backing down. Yes, it was worse than that. WORST. EVER.
Is this poster too racy?
This undated handout photo provided by MarsFilm.com shows the movie poster for “Les Infideles” featuring Jean Dujardin framed by a woman’s bare legs. Posters are being taken down following a recommendation from France’s self-regulating advertising body. The ads have been the talk of the French press since they appeared, with some newspapers suggesting that they could cost Jean Dujardin, who has been nominated for an Academy Award for his role in the silent hit film “The Artist,” his Oscar. (AP Photo/MarsFilm.com/HO)
What do you think. Is it too racy?
1. It’d be impossible that this would cost him his Oscar, since the final ballots were already cast and mailed.
2. Kind of…dull. I’m surprised this can be seen as racy, to be honest.
3. I haven’t seen “The Artist” yet, but will this weekend most likely. Based on previews I’ve seen, I have a sneaking suspicion I am going to absolutely hate it. Stay tuned!
There was quite a bit of hullabaloo this week about the Susan G. Komen for the Cure foundation’s decision not to renew their donation to Planned Parenthood, bowing to pressure from far-right groups and anti-abortion activists.
The level of shouting from both sides was inversely proportional to the amount of money that at first glance may seem substantial, but also accounts for less than one percent of Planned Parenthood’s annual funding. It was the principle of the thing, though, that got people so riled up that they unfortunately overlooked and/or exaggerated the actual impact the move had on both organizations’ financial disbursement. But even discounting the impact overlooks the statement that was made with the move.
Today, Komen announced it has reversed its stance in response to public outcry and top officials resigning in protest, adding that in the future it will “amend the criteria to make clear that disqualifying investigations must be criminal and conclusive in nature and not political.” The reversal also conflicts with the video the organization posted just days ago of founder and CEO Nancy Brinker, who promised “straight talk” in the video and then went on to spit out bureaucratic jargon that sounded like she was reading an e-mail out of her spam folder.
The whole situation is sad, and not just because Komen refused to provide funding, no matter how small, to an organization that provides breast cancer screenings to the poor at a reduced rate and sometimes for free. It’s also because too many organizations answering to fringe groups. Had they simply renewed their funding, what would have happened? Would they have lost many donors? Not likely. Instead, they unnecessarily put themselves in a bad position, didn’t stick to their guns, evaded questions as to why, then did a complete 180. No good came of it or could have come from it, and it’s a shame that an organization that portends to do good would be so cowardly as to bend to the whims of sycophants.
Then again, this is the same group that sues other charities for using the word “cure,” so I’m not terribly surprised their moral ground is a little shaky.
Also, can we talk about the use of the word “cure” in the first place as it relates to cancer research, since nobody who knows enough about it would ever insist a cure is possible or that cancer is this simple singular disease without variations, and that saying “cure” is a bit dishonest and manipulative but it has to be used because people don’t want to hear otherwise?
No? Okay. Another time then.
Ha!
(via: God of Nerds)
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