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The following is a real commercial that comedian and serious conspiracy theory enthusiast Dan Aykroyd created for his vodka, Crystal Head Vodka. Aykroyd rants for three full minutes about everything from unseen dimensions, ghosts, and the alleged alien crash landing in Roswell before he even mentions the word vodka.
Then things get even more insane.
Lest you think it’s a gimmick or a joke, Aykroyd is deathly serious about this sort of thing. He’s a very active member of the community of people that buy into aliens and the supernatural, and has been on television programs warning of a future invasion from aliens using freeze rays.
On the streets of Albany, he’d be crazy. But he’s rich and famous, so we just call him “eccentric.”
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9 Responses to Weird Wednesday: Dan Aykroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka
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STALK ME
HERKIMER DIAMONDS!
i bought a bottle of this for a friend of mine for a housewarming gift. it’s really bad, on par with plastic 1.75L vodka, but pretty pricey.
About 25 years ago, I went to see Bill Murray, Stockard Channing, and Mark Metcalf (Niedermayer) in “A Man’s a Man” at the old Hyde Park summer stock theater. As I was walking toward the box office, I saw this chunky bespectacled guy walking around with a willowy blonde, and I thought, “Oh, the stock summer stock bobo playwright and his girlfriend are here – show can start!”
At intermission, I was standing outside with everybody else, when I hear this voice behind me say, “Well, we’re staying in town tonight, stopping at Olana tomorrow, then driving up to stay with John Candy at the farm.”
I turned around and there, no more than three feet away from me, the bobo playwright is Dan Aykroyd! And the blonde was his wife! Duh! One of the great regrets of my life is not having the cojones to have asked him for a Meisterbrau that all the actors’ friends were getting from a side porch.
This is on the counter of one of the liquor stores I frequent and I’m pretty sure I’ve commented to all the employees who work the register there how creepy it is.
Note to Dan: Ghostbusters was fun stuff, but when you start believing that hocus is real it’s time to knock off the vodka.
He’s just another Canuck living the American dream. He’s mildly funny at times, at best. I like the first post though, as I do think he uses the “Diamonds”, which are really quartz, from the Herkimer Diamond (quartz) mines.
This vodka made me want to vomit. DO NOT SHOOT THIS VODKA. I learned the hard way that tt is probably meant more for a cleaning solvent than actual ingestion.
Further proof that insanity exists to provide entertainment.
It hit 100k cases faster that Patron, Grey Goose or Jager. He must be doing something right. ….Who shoots straight Vodka?