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When I saw the trailer for a new cartoon series called “The Governator” starring Arnold Schwarzenengger as himself, I had assumed it was an April Fool’s joke. For one, real celebrities as superheroes is so early ’90s. Also, there’s no way someone would pump money into something so incredibly lame.
Then I thought “wait…this is an awful lot of time and money to waste on a dumb April Fool’s prank.”
I got suspicious, and turns out my suspicions were well founded. This was not an incredible waste of time and money on a dumb April Fool’s prank, but a waste of time and money on a very dumb new cartoon show with Arnold voicing himself, where he wears…armor, I guess, kind of? Also, he rides a motorcycle and fights robots.
They also got Larry King to voice himself, because if there’s one thing that’ll hook in the kids, it’s a legit Larry King cameo a la Don Knotts in “The New Scooby Doo Movies.”
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Maybe he can meet with the “Steam roller” in an episode to see which state is the most bankrupt. Ethically and monetarily…
Oh man, Elliot Spitzer as a cartoon villain: the cyborg Steam Roller. That’s gold.
Cartoon figures can have kids with multiple women (although the V sign with his fingers has new meaning), so he’s good there, although he is a member of both SAG and AFTRA Unions after bashing nurse’s and teacher’s unions (The Union and Union workers made “Arnold Schwartzenager” and his millions)… I guess cartoon characters can be hypocrites too so, no problem.