True story:

(Reuters) – A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

I have two reactions to this.

  1. When I was told verbally that Osama bin Laden had a porn stash, I heard it as “porn ‘stache,” as in one of these:
  2. Enough already with the secrecy and the lack of transparency, President Obama. Where are the pictures?!
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11 Responses to Osama bin Laden had porno, you guys

  1. Ann says:

    Porn ‘stache! HA!

  2. Gman says:

    Maybe he was watching the one with the 72 virgins.

  3. u2 says:

    I’m going to go out on a limb here, just because I’m very ornery this evening that “PC Media” ignored the story in Massachusetts today about the kid who was not allowed to display his American flag drawing (to my knowledge, other than Fox News, you have to read mainstream UK news to get the story via mainstream media)

    Call it a hunch, but I’m guessing mainstream USA media won’t attack Muslims viewing pornography with the same gusto in which it attacks Catholic priests who have also not followed the faith in which they claim to be the be all, end all.

    Same old story. The PC media backed off years ago when they tried to question Kareem Abdul Jabbar when he did beer commercials (Coors I believe).

    Stepping off the soap box now. Have a good evening.

  4. Tim says:

    Amazing how there’s always a stash of porn / women’s underwear / drugs / something else hideously discrediting whenever we root through the dresser drawers of our enemies, isn’t it? I’m trying to remember, did Noriega have both porn and women’s underwear, or was it just porn? If this is just another one of those disinformation smears out of the playbook I’m all for it – who would strap bombs to themselves to avenge a holy martyr if the martyr was a pr0n addict?

  5. A. says:

    Um…the irony is not supposed to be, oh let’s see what other vices Osama may have. The irony is that fundamentalists frown upon how immodest the Western world is, and our immodesty in the U.S. in films, tv, on the street, etc. is supposedly one of the big reasons why they hate us.

    But, if someone were to ask me if I thought Osama had a porn stash…yes or no…I’d say yes. No surprise here.

  6. Vincent Barr says:

    Tim, what’s discrediting about porn? If anything, it makes him a touch more “human” and a touch less “the other.”

    • VB – It does compromise his integrity in so much that he advocated region-wide rule via strict Sharia law. In other words, he ordered death and chaos in support of standards he demanded but would not himself uphold.

  7. KR says:

    Forget the pictures, the SEAL team had helmet cams and the President got to watch in real time.

    They should make a montage of the video streams and release that!

  8. Tony Barbaro says:

    Please tell me it was Gay Porn….

  9. EZ says:

    I think that it is odd that this story came out a day or two after the Pentagon leaked that they were thinking about releasing a fake sex video staring Bin Laden. It seems more like a defense strategy to discredit him rather than real news. There were a few dozen people living in the place after all. I can’t wait until the press tells us that a ham sandwich was found in the compound, along with 2 dradles.

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