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Corndogs
Look, I’m no professional, but if I’m handling a Presidential candidate, one of the main things I’d avoid is setting up a photo op where they awkwardly shove something in their mouths that looks like a humongous dong.
Then again, check out this one of Michelle’s husband Marcus:
He looks so happy. Don’t ever change, Marcus, not even if they make you go to a center where they try to “reform” you of your corndog-loving ways.
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First you gave me new theme song..(you and the Kelly Family)
now a new screen saver (photo number one)….
of course you ruined corndogs for me forever..I guess it’s a trade off.
Well, this is what happens when political figures have to guide their campaigns around securing lots of pork.
The only pictures funnier than those are the ones you drew for charity. These made my day!
These images…not sure what to say.
If they carried guns when they ate their corn dogs, they could satisfy two groups of dimwits simultaneously.
Classy article
Be thankful that in NY, the politicians all have to eat the obligatory sausage hogie at the fair.
luvpudders: nothing is hotter than an armed chick…..eating a corndog would just be a bonus ;)
it shows 2 things
1) I don’t need no man to protect me
2) I am a cheap date
Funny stuff… Marcus actually looks like he’s trying to tease the corndog! lol
What awful photos, but I think it’s weird that Marcus won’t hold the corn dog himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
*cough* I’ll just leave this here.
:-)
Eww, I’m going to have nightmares tonight. These candidates need you on their campaign team, Kevin. Advice is needed.
Cihan- We all know Marcus has some issues.
I want to say, “Michelle Bachman suddenly has a lot more appeal to me,” but I’m afraid people will think that’s sexist.
Note to campaign staff: Skip the corndog booth. And the frozen banana stand.
Open wide!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=1751661&mesg_id=1753881
For the rest of us, BOHICA.
Dude, A for effort I guess, but it’s no contest. The corn dogs look way more like phalluses.
“The corn dogs look way more like phalluses.”
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