Look, I’m no professional, but if I’m handling a Presidential candidate, one of the main things I’d avoid is setting up a photo op where they awkwardly shove something in their mouths that looks like a humongous dong.

Then again, check out this one of Michelle’s husband Marcus:

He looks so happy. Don’t ever change, Marcus, not even if they make you go to a center where they try to “reform” you of your corndog-loving ways.

17 Responses to Corndogs

  1. Tony Barbaro says:

    First you gave me new theme song..(you and the Kelly Family)
    now a new screen saver (photo number one)….
    of course you ruined corndogs for me forever..I guess it’s a trade off.

  2. Chuck Miller says:

    Well, this is what happens when political figures have to guide their campaigns around securing lots of pork.

  3. Penny 4 Your Thoughts says:

    The only pictures funnier than those are the ones you drew for charity. These made my day!

  4. luvpudders says:

    These images…not sure what to say.

    If they carried guns when they ate their corn dogs, they could satisfy two groups of dimwits simultaneously.

  5. Jimmer says:

    Classy article

  6. EZ says:

    Be thankful that in NY, the politicians all have to eat the obligatory sausage hogie at the fair.

  7. Tony Barbaro says:

    luvpudders: nothing is hotter than an armed chick…..eating a corndog would just be a bonus ;)
    it shows 2 things
    1) I don’t need no man to protect me
    2) I am a cheap date

  8. Gary says:

    Funny stuff… Marcus actually looks like he’s trying to tease the corndog! lol

  9. Cihan says:

    What awful photos, but I think it’s weird that Marcus won’t hold the corn dog himself.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

    *cough* I’ll just leave this here.

  10. luvpudders says:

    :-)

  11. momto1 says:

    Eww, I’m going to have nightmares tonight. These candidates need you on their campaign team, Kevin. Advice is needed.

    Cihan- We all know Marcus has some issues.

  12. Jango Davis says:

    I want to say, “Michelle Bachman suddenly has a lot more appeal to me,” but I’m afraid people will think that’s sexist.

  13. Rob Madeo says:

    Note to campaign staff: Skip the corndog booth. And the frozen banana stand.

  14. Dude, A for effort I guess, but it’s no contest. The corn dogs look way more like phalluses.

  15. gunga dan says:

    “The corn dogs look way more like phalluses.”

    Every boy should have a hobby.

  16. gunga dan says:

    Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one. ~Abbott Joseph

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