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What if Michael Vick was white?
What if Michael Vick was white? Then his dog-fighting stuff would be okay, wouldn’t it? Because there’s no white NFL player (MUST IGNORE BEN ROETHLISBERGER) who draws such ire from fans. But this is pointless, because race isn’t a factor.
If that previous paragraph reads like some of the dumbest s*** in history, that’s because it is, and it comes courtesy of – SURPRISE – ESPN, who allowed a feature on its site called “What if Michael Vick Was White.”
Between Times Union blogs and the rest of the internet, I’ve read some desperately reaching piles of offensively dense crap in my day. But this tops it all.
Kudos to you, ESPN. You just outdumbed the Internet.
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The 4-letter network strikes again. Idiots.
Fortunately, major animal/humane groups were on the ball with this. I truly don’t believe color mattered in this case. I believe a hero messed up–and that was more likely the reason this horror was eradicated. I see it as a job handled well by animal groups and decent people. Some issues never make it to the forefront.
Ah yes, ESPN…the Extra Smelly Poop Network.
This is pure drivel written by “Toure” a pseudo-journalist. Didn’t I see him on VH1’s “The 80s Strike Back” commenting on the social relevance of the show “Airwolf”???
If Vick was white, he would still be BLASTED by the press and by cisitzens alike.
This article is garbage, right down to the “white” picture of Michael Vick in his Eagles uniform.
Yikes. ESPN’s going to catch hell for this for a VERY long time.
That is idiotic. Even for ESPN. I think we should bring back public flogging just for whoever thought up this crud.
What is Vick was white?
he’d be arrested for having a meth lab instead of a dog fighting ring.He’s just that classy.
Thanks to ESPN, there’s going to be a lot of fantasy football teams this season called “White Mike Vick.”
Sadly, too few of them will get that this is also a reference to “The Wire.” Shame.
Not that shocking. There’s always SOMEONE who makes a comment of this nature in these situations…because there is still a cross-section of society that believes this.
Wow, how many of you actually read the article? Aside from the inflammatory photoshop’d image, which the author had no part of, the article is a good read.