Kevin Marshall's America
10 Possible Reasons for Katie Holmes Leaving Tom Cruise
- He’s a closet homosexual
- Scientology
- …uh…scurvy?
- Scientology
- The whole gay thing
- She saw “Days of Thunder”
- He cheated on her (probably with a dude)
- She attained 3rd Operating Thetan Level and found out that it wasn’t a metaphor or a joke; they really believe that bad things and depression happen because of aliens.
- He might actually be gay and all his anti-gay stuff he’s ever said and does on sets is just a really poorly constructed defense mechanism
- Boredom
Recent entries
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- Listen to me LIVE as guest co-host of Alternative to Sleeping tonight at 10pm!
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- Open Mic web series premiere tonight @ Lark Tavern
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