- He’s a closet homosexual
- The whole gay thing
- She saw “Days of Thunder”
- He cheated on her (probably with a dude)
- She attained 3rd Operating Thetan Level and found out that it wasn’t a metaphor or a joke; they really believe that bad things and depression happen because of aliens.
- He might actually be gay and all his anti-gay stuff he’s ever said and does on sets is just a really poorly constructed defense mechanism
- Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye…
- Listen to me LIVE as guest co-host of Alternative to Sleeping tonight at 10pm!
- Realtors: “WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH” George Hearst III: “NONONOO SSSSHHH IT’S OKAY, it’s okay…here. Here’s a pacifier.” Kristi: “#oops.”
- Open Mic web series premiere tonight @ Lark Tavern
- Trust Me, You’re Going to Want to See This