“HAHAHA! Aliens. You’re silly! No, but seriously, what do you guys really think causes all the bad things in the world?

  1. He’s a closet homosexual
  2. Scientology
  3. …uh…scurvy?
  4. Scientology
  5. The whole gay thing
  6.  She saw “Days of Thunder”
  7.  He cheated on her (probably with a dude)
  8.  She attained 3rd Operating Thetan Level and found out that it wasn’t a metaphor or a joke; they really believe that bad things and depression happen because of aliens.
  9.  He might actually be gay and all his anti-gay stuff he’s ever said and does on sets is just a really poorly constructed defense mechanism
  10. Boredom


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