I Promise You Laughter, This Week and Next

Firstly, TONIGHT!

Secondly, NEXT WEDNESDAY!

Hope you come out to both. Not one or the other; BOTH. Not for me, but because of the lineups. The best local comedians and two coming in from Syracuse for Laughs on Lark. I’m all about quality control, bitches, so when I say you’ll get more than your money’s worth, I mean you’re only paying $5 for each show but getting at least $15 to $20 worth of funny, each and every time, guaranteed.

Friday is my first time promoting a show of my own, or at least trying to. Going to do this again at the end of the month. Wednesday marks my first time hosting Laughs on Lark and taking over the reins from co-founder Matt Kelly (I’ll be co-producing and alternating hosting duties with co-founder Jaye McBride). I just about shit my pants when Matt asked me to do it, and with only days left, I’m just about shitting my pants and hoping people show up.

Don’t make me shit my pants a third time.

What else do you need or want to know? I feel like I should ask because I’ve been neglecting this space for so long, and when I wasn’t, I was writing in such a passive and robotic voice. Cultural critiques and analysis and all that. It was dull, wasn’t it? Well, that might be over. Or not. Idunno. I mean, it’s a blog, who gives a shit?

Anyway COME OUT AND LAUGH GODDAMNIT!