I'd back up, too. Manny Lucero en route to a Unanimous Decision victory. (Photo: Jeff Foley)

I'd back up, too. Manny Lucero en route to a Unanimous Decision victory. (Photo: Jeff Foley)

Well, this weekend, anyway.

Local fighters went a perfect 5-0 Saturday night at ARES Promotions’ Fight Night III at the Albany Crowne Plaza Hotel.

Michael Rivest has a full account over on the Boxing in the Capital Region blog.

Congratulations to all the fighters – Manny Lucero, Sarah Kuhn, Markus Williams, Joe Yerdon, and adopted hometown fighter Jaci Trivilino – and their respective gyms.

 

Obama, shown here sitting with one of the former stars of the hit NBC sitcom "The Facts of Life." If Obama actually took the time to sit down during his visit to the Capital Region, the heads of local reporters would simultaneously explode. (photo: Associated Press)

OBAMA IS COMING! OBAMA IS COMING!

In case you didn’t hear, OBAMA IS COMING!

HERE!

TO THE CAPITAL REGION!

SCHENECTADY! GE!

Today the President is coming to our area to visit the GE Plant in Schenectady (and possibly wave to a crowd of people and say something about business and how we need money to survive).

Naturally, my Twitter feed and bookmarked local news sites are inundated with minutiae about the visit, detailing the exact departure time of Air Force One, its expected arrival, State Troopers at highway exits, what color tie Obama is wearing, how many cars are on the road, what the barometric pressure reads, and how many strippers Peter Orszag has with him (note: Orszag, pimp that he is, always has bottle service and bumping rap music in the back of Air Force One).

Christ, talk about acting small-town.

Look, I get it. He’s the President. Previous Presidents didn’t visit our area too often while they were in office. However, does that mean we—I’m sorry, I’m getting an unconfirmed report that Obama may have gone to the bathroom in Air Force One. Speculation is that it was a bit of a tinkle but nothing serious.

Back to our coverage.

Why does the local media do this, and by “this” I mean treat every single step of a routine photo op as if it were the most important thing to happen to this area ever?

It’s not as if we’re small-town middle America. We’re the Capital of New York State and there’s real news happening here. Yet you’d think with the fake enthusiasm and inundation of useless, extrapolated information being reported ad nauseam that the only other thing that ever happens in this town are cows blocking the road and the occasional opening of a general store.

I know we’re not a major metropolitan area like New York City, but let’s show a little self-respect. The President coming is nice, but we don’t need you to tell us every. Ten. Seconds.

Let’s get back to the important stuff, like local politicians posting racist comments and readers asking stupid questions.

 

Isn't it ridiculous how they used a photo of him with his eyes closed?

Before we begin: please take ten seconds out of your day to vote to revitalize downtown Troy in the Pepsi Refresh project. Let’s do this! Every vote counts, so do it early and often!

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AWESOME WEEKEND!

Tonight (Friday): Sgt. Dunbar & The Hobo Banned at Valentine’s in Albany! Also playing are Glenn Yoder, the Red Lions, and Littlefoot. $7 at the door.

Tomorrow (Saturday): ARES Promotion’s Fight Night III is at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Albany. Check the Facebook page for more info, and also keep an eye on the Boxing in the Capital Region blog. Its author, RING Magazine columnist Michael Rivest, will be in attendance and I’m sure will recap it. Best of luck to the locals on the card.

Also Tomorrow: for those of you who can’t make it out to Albany, UFC’s Fight for the Troops is live on Spike at 9pm. The event is headlined by Evan Dunham taking on Melvin Guillard and also features Matt Mitrione taking on Tim Hague. It’s all to raise money for the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which goes to veterans who have suffered traumatic brain injuries and their families. You can donate directly here, and there’s also an auction.

This week – War of the Mascots, Getting Your S*** Together, and Gary Busey. This…is Blogorama.

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WE’RE YOUR SOURCE: This Week on the Times Union Blogs

Scoop vs. Newsie (Michael Huber)

Silly Fan Superstitions (Mark McGuire)

Download Sean Rowe’s New Song for Free! (Arts Talk)

Questions & Answers with a Professional Organizer (Simpler Living)

It’s the Celebrity Apprentice 4[Goodness’ Sake!] (Television / Greg Matusic) Gary Busey. ’nuff said.

And Now for Something Completely Different (Animal Rights / Nicole Arciello Berhaupt)

More amazingness is after the jump.

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From FunnyOrDie.com, Rob Lowe reacts to the news that NBC’s “Parks & Recreation” was off the air for five months.

(warning: NSFW; language)

“Parks & Recreation” returns tonight on NBC, and not a moment too soon. It’s the funniest show on television, and the fact that it lost its spot for half a season to the chronically unfunny “Outsourced” is criminal.

 

On this day forty-eight years ago, John F. Kennedy was sworn in as the 35th President of the United States and gave the famous inaugural speech that included the line “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”

Whether in a response to the Republican takeover in November or the tribute image today on Google (which regularly modifies its logo to mark historical remembrances), many of my friends on Facebook opted to note the anniversary and post Kennedy quotes in their status updates. Reverence and remembrance is usually reserved for a nice round number; for example thirty, which is how many years have passed since the assassination of John Lennon, which was marked last month (December 8th) with no small amount of tributes far and wide.

I’m here not to talk about these men, though, but rather the whitewashing that occurs when we pay tribute to them.

Americans aren’t the only culture to deify its historical figures, but it’s still a surprising practice given our propensity towards “straight shooting.” You’d think a nation that takes such pride in “calling them like we see them” wouldn’t casually glean over less desirable aspects of a person’s life and personality, and even go so far as to deny they were capable of any wrongdoing. Glenn Beck, whose love for the Founding Fathers leads to him regularly exclude and revise facts to fit his rose-colored view of them, is the most obvious example, but he’s only continuing a proud tradition of ignorance in the name of misguided praise.

But as much as we’d like to pretend these men were beyond repute, they were far from perfect.  Many of the Founding Fathers owned slaves. Lennon was a cantakerous personality at times, was a notoriously terrible husband to his first wife, and broke up the Beatles (despite conventional wisdom which unfairly blames Yoko). Kennedy was a notorious womanizer and a bit of a warhawk who brought us into the Vietnam conflict.

I point out these faults not to disparage them, but because acknowledgement of their faults is essential. It provides a clearer picture and understanding of not only who these men are, but what kind of times they lived in.

More importantly, these facts can enhance – rather than negate – their accomplishments. Despite counting slave owners among its members, the Founding Fathers helped shape our nation and paved the way for our Constitution which, while an imperfect document, is the most enduring of its kind. Lennon created fantastic music that changed not only the industry but the lives of his many fans. Kennedy’s support of Civil Rights and the space program helped usher in great achievements in both areas.

Deifying Lennon, Kennedy, and the Founding Fathers isn’t just dishonest, it’s a disservice to the individuals and their accomplishments. We need to acknowledge their failings, for it is faults and mistakes that make us human beings.

Gods and myths are unrelatable and untouchable. By acknowledging their humanity, we give them not only the benefit of context, but also hope that we can affect change in our own world. If people like John Lennon, John Kennedy, and Thomas Jefferson can make such great contributions despite their personal flaws, then surely we can affect some change ourselves.

 

Rather than pulling my hair and banging my head on the desk (or in this case the table at Flavour Cafe), I combat writer’s block by engaging in a staring contest with the Internet. It rarely provides any inspiration or shatters the block, but it does occasionally give me gems like this:

The movie poster for “Beastmaster.”

Check out all that bad-assery. It looks like it’d be an awesome movie, right?

Well, not so fast.

I’ve always had a soft spot for “Beastmaster,” but it’s not a great film. At the very least, it’s certainly not as cool as the concept or the poster above would lead you to believe.

Over the years there have been some great posters for movies that didn’t live up to the promise of the image encased in glass on the wall of the Multi-Plex. What follows are  just a few examples.

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A beacon of hope in an otherwise dim East Greenbush

There are two great American inventions:

1. Drive-Thru
2. Cupcakes

I’m not actually sure either was invented in America, but on behalf of this great nation I’m going to take credit for them anyway because that’s how we roll!

Anyway, there’s now a business that combines these two great American standards, and it’s called Flavour 2 Go.

An expansion of Flavour Cafe in downtown Troy, Flavour 2 Go offers coffee and cupcakes Monday through Saturday 7am until 7pm and Sunday 8am until 6pm. And you don’t even have to get out of your car!

The location is at 501 Columbia Turnpike (Route 20) in Rensselaer.

Now go get some cupcakes, America. It’s your duty.

 

Whether it’s in our loved ones, our profession, our city or ourselves, excessive pride always gets the better of us.

In this video from a recent public Q&A, a citizen asked Baltimore Police Commissioner Frederick Bealefeld what he thought of the HBO series “The Wire,” which is set in Baltimore and regarded as one of the best (if not the best) television series ever produced.

What follows is the definition of misguided civic pride.

Firstly, “The Wire” is less about Baltimore and more about drugs and violence in inner-city America. As with any other show, it dramatizes certain elements for entertainment purposes. The Commissioner himself alludes to other television shows where the “detectives look like models,” as if that matters; like people are going to go to a city because of how the main characters are dressed, ignoring that its main characters are also solving murders and fighting drug lords every week.

It’d be forgivable if he didn’t get so worked up and go so far as to pin the blame on the show for way the city is perceived in the media. Yet he does, and it’s this detachment from reality that needs to be addressed.

Let’s talk about Baltimore.

Baltimore had a notoriously violent drug trade in the 1990s and at one point had the highest per capita homicide rate in the United States. Though things have improved, it still boasts a rate that is roughly seven times the national average and six times greater than that of New York City.

This doesn’t mean that if you visit Baltimore, you’re gonna get shot. The city’s not that bad. But it seems ridiculous, in light of this information, to put forth the idea that a critically acclaimed television series that aired for five seasons on a subscriber-based cable channel and has been off the year for over two years is the biggest smear on your city.

To call any art – whether it be a play, television show, film, painting, novel, etc. – a “smear” on its setting is an active and shameless form of denial and the sort of thing that only serves to make the accuser look foolish and delusional. It’s even worse when that person is not only in a position of authority, but one that’s supposed to be addressing the real problems that give the city its reputation.

Folks, the next time you watch the local news and see something about crime in Albany, call up that station and tell them to stop smearing your city. Also, tell that no-good muckraker William Kennedy that his novel Legs did nothing but tarnish the history of the All-America City.

Now everybody write and perform nice things related to our area, or so help me God, I will get sarcastic on a microphone.

Update: David Simon has responded, and it’s a great read. (thanks to reader Eric for the link)

 

The Lark Street BID (Business Improvement District) held a vote to name its logo, which is a big blue bird.

I like to imagine this bird is singing Dio's "Holy Diver"

The choices were:

  • Arthur or Art - in reference to it being Albany’s “Art” District. Terrible.
  • Sir Larksalot – More like Sir Sucksalot. Am I right folks?! Huh, huh?!
  • Joan of Lark – Because nothing says revitalization like invoking a crazed martyr being burned at the cross.
  • Petula Lark – In reference to singer Petula Clark who hit the charts in 1965 with “Downtown.” Awesome, and thus the one I voted for.

And the winner is…

PETULA LARK!

Now they just to design a new logo so Twitter doesn’t sue their pants off.

Seriously, guys?

 

You have the day off.

Some of you will have made plans, but the vast majority of folks reading this are most likely using the day to sleep in a little and, perhaps, finish a chore or two around the house. Some shopping could be done, but those retail outfits that are open might not be worth the sojourn into that bitter cold.

With that in mind, I suggest you take the time given to read the words delivered by King that resonate through time and hit as hard today as they did fifty-three years ago.

In particular is a sermon he gave in 1957. It is about the treatment of opposition, and with the elections this past November and recent events bringing more attention to the rancid tone of political discourse in this country, King’s words ring as true now ass they did then.

Many will use the holiday identify King for his role in the Civil Rights movement. If that alone were his only contribution to our nation it’d be worthy of the recognition given to him. But King was much more than that. A gifted orator and writer, he spoke of a philosophy rooted in liberal interpretations of Christ and Christianity that focused on love and compassion for his fellow man and a better life for all through social justice and equality.

Which is why I hope you take the time to read his words on Loving Your Enemies.

Also, as a note to non-Christians, Agnostics, and Atheists such as myself: do not omit the references to Christ. They provide a context for the man that cannot and should not be disregarded. Even an Atheist like myself can see the value in taking the best of influence and applying it to a lesson that is more relevant – and more urgent – now than it has ever been in my lifetime.

Take from this that regardless of your political, ethnic, or religious affiliation, there are those unique individuals that speak of a greater Truth than can be of great benefit to all walks of life.

Now, the full text:

I am forced to preach under something of a handicap this morning. In fact, I had the doctor before coming to church. And he said that it would be best for me to stay in the bed this morning. And I insisted that I would have to come to preach. So he allowed me to come out with one stipulation, and that is that I would not come in the pulpit until time to preach, and that after, that I would immediately go back home and get in the bed. So I’m going to try to follow his instructions from that point on.

I want to use as a subject from which to preach this morning a very familiar subject, and it is familiar to you because I have preached from this subject twice before to my knowing in this pulpit. I try to make it a—something of a custom or tradition to preach from this passage of Scripture at least once a year, adding new insights that I develop along the way out of new experiences as I give these messages. Although the content is, the basic content is the same, new insights and new experiences naturally make for new illustrations.

So I want to turn your attention to this subject: “Loving Your Enemies.”

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