From the 2012 Metroland Readers’ Poll:
Best Comedian
1. Greg Aidala
2. Jaye McBride
3. (TIE) Kevin Marshall, Vernon Payne
We’ve often written about Greg Aidala in the context of his entrepreneurial showbiz skills; here, your votes allow us to point out how very funny he is.
Not bad for a guy who started in July and had his first non open mic gig in November!
I’m also very, very happy with the company I’m in. It being a local scene, I of course know them all, but also count each individually as actual friends as well. All very funny, insightful comics who are worth your time. Check ‘em out.
And thanks to those of you who voted!
Ugandan journalist Angelo Opi-Aiya Izama is one of many dismayed by the deliberate misinformation being spread by Invisible Children in their 30 minute propaganda piece “Stop Kony” and what it says about the current situation in Uganda:
“To call the campaign a misrepresentation is an understatement. While it draws attention to the fact that Kony, indicted for war crimes by the International Criminal Court in 2005, is still on the loose, its portrayal of his alleged crimes in Northern Uganda are from a bygone era. At the height of the war between especially 1999 and 2004, large hordes of children took refuge on the streets of Gulu town to escape the horrors of abduction and brutal conscription to the ranks of the LRA. Today most of these children are semi-adults. Many are still on the streets unemployed. Gulu has the highest numbers of child prostitutes in Uganda. It also has one of the highest rates of HIV/AIDS and Hepatitis.
If six years ago children in Uganda would have feared the hell of being part of the LRA, a well documented reality already, today the real invisible children are those suffering from “Nodding Disease”. Over 4000 children are victims of this incurable debilitating condition. It’s a neurological disease that has baffled world scientists and attacks mainly children from the most war affected districts of Kitgum, Pader and Gulu.”
And this, folks, is how manipulation of the lazy can be so harmful, and why activism must always – ALWAYS – be accompanied by real critique, education, and rumination on the issues they purport to address.

Invisible Children has launched its latest fundraising drive on "stopping" a man who not only isn't operating in Uganda any longer, but may not even be alive.
Joseph Kony is a special kind of monster for whom we should harbor no feelings for other than revilement. In a perfect world we’d get the Sudan or whomever may be harboring him to hand him over to face his 2005 indictment, just as it’d be great if Saudi Arabia hadn’t sheltered Idi Amin from the justice he deserved to face for his tyranny until his death in 2003.
But the fact is that the video that was spread yesterday, and still being spread, is a lie. The LRA as it’s portrayed in that film has been pushed out of Uganda and scattered throughout the eastern portion of the African continent. The film by Invisible Children, then, is nothing more than a fundraising ploy that seeks to build itself on the backs of long dead children. The “Stop Kony” bracelets (on sale for ten dollars; thirty dollars for a pack of materials) are particularly troubling, since it profits off a deliberate lie: that Kony is “still at it.” In truth, not only is he and the LRA he led no longer the force it once was in Uganda, but Kony himself may not even be alive.
All this is typical of Western ego and misplaced good intentions, and while raising awareness of what did happen, it willfully and dishonestly presents it as a case of what is happening. Bring this to the attention of many and you’ll get shouted down, for nothing gets someone more defensive than to be told that what they are getting so fired up about amounts to nothing more than flashy, ignorant nonsense.
Apologists will say, undoubtedly, than any activism is good activism. Thing is, though, good intentions alone can’t make up for knowledge of life’s travails. There are real problems, real issues, and real actions that can and should be taken throughout the world. But if you’re going to be an activist, even an armchair one, you owe it to the people you insist on helping to appear at least somewhat educated and aware. As Izama and others have pointed out, to do otherwise isn’t just lazy and arrogant. It’s actually harmful.
Ugh wow this is grosser than I thought it would be
Fuck Michael Moore
Michael Moore is awful enough, but somehow everything he spouts seems so much worse when he replaces “you” with “u.”
MLA’s twitter citation. Example: Kanye West. [via: ipsadixit]
best.
Well done.
hahaha! Beautiful.
Mark McGuire has a list of the Top 20 events for attendance in the history of the Times Union Center, which was known as the Knickerbocker Arena when it opened in 1990 until the naming rights were purchased by Pepsi in 1997. In 2007 the naming rights were granted to the Times Union, owned by Hearst, in a deal that I’ve been told relied heavily on the newspaper providing advertising for events at the facility.
Wait, what events?
Here’s the Top 20 events in terms of attendance:
- July 8, 1990 Billy Graham 17,500
- Nov. 8, 1993 Neil Diamond 16,861
- Jan. 20, 1994 Billy Joel 16,691
- Nov. 16, 1991 Jerry Garcia 16,648
- March 24, 1990 Grateful Dead 16,563
- Sept. 4, 1992 Garth Brooks 16,499
- Nov. 25,1998 Phish 16,465
- Jan. 30, 1990 Frank Sinatra 16,436
- Feb. 18, 1990 World Wrestling Federation 16,421
- Nov. 21, 1999 Bruce Springsteen 16,339
- Jan. 19, 1992 WWF-Royal Rumble 16,307
- June 20, 1995 R.E.M, Luscious Jackson 16,287
- March 21, 1992 U2 16,258
- Feb. 15, 2000 Backstreet Boys 16,245
- Dec. 5, 1998 Dave Matthews Band 16,093
- April 26, 2003 Billy Joel and Elton John 15,984
- Oct. 11, 2003 Shania Twain 15,928
- Feb. 2, 1990 Bill Cosby 15,396
- Nov. 18, 1990 Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton 15,393
- (Tie) March 17, March 19, 1995 NCAA Division I Men’s Basketball Tournament (1st & 2nd rounds) 15,109
The list was compiled as part of a feature the paper is doing on an upcoming visit from Joel Olsteen, America’s favorite new polyester preacher with an empty smile and a message devoid of much save charisma. In terms of bookings, it’s a bright spot in an otherwise pretty hollow 2012 lineup. Bruce Springsteen is coming in April and…that’s it.
I wish I could say I was joking. Of course, if I’m fair, I’ll also note that the circus is coming to town in May, along with an equally hideous display called “Michael Jackson: Immortal,” put on by Cirque de Solei and Jackson’s estate.
Part of the problem is our proximity to New York City, but the other problem is that for the last several decades, people have only come in droves to see nostalgia acts. “That’s not true,” you’ll cry, but outside of the major metro areas of the United States, it’s slim pickings. The days of having several acts that can fill arenas touring at one time are long gone. It’s looking like the biggest tours of the year, nationwide, will be Bruce Springsteen and that strange (and I’m willing to bet kinda bad) pairing of Van Halen and Kool and the Gang. That’s not rock and roll, that’s a wedding reception.
Le sigh. We’re all getting old and arena rock is dead. But hey, Joel Osteen is coming with his special brand of homophobia with a smile. But he’s not out to bash homosexuals, folks, it’s just what the good book says! (Quick, check his suits for consistency of fabric!)
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