If you join us tonight (Wednesday 3/28/2012) at Elda’s on Lark between 5pm and 9pm for “Wessell Wednesdays,” you’ll not only get free food and 2 for 1 specials, but also only have to pay $5 for “Kevin Marshall and Friends” this Friday night at Waterworks!
Cover for tonight’s Happy Hour is $10. All proceeds for tonight and Friday’s show go towards Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, raising money for blood cancer research.
THE DEETS:
Where: Elda’s on Lark (207 Lark Street, Albany NY)
When: TONIGHT (Wednesday 3/28/2012) 5pm – 9pm
Cost: $10
What You Get: Free food, 2 for 1 specials, discounted tickets for Friday’s comedy show, and a good goddamn time.
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Speaking of this Friday…
Friday, March 30th
KEVIN MARSHALL & FRIENDS
to benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society
@ Waterworks Comedy Lounge
76 Central Ave., Albany NY
Doors open @ 8:30pm
FEATURING: Kevin Marshall * Jaye McBride* Shawn Gillie * Jennifer McMullen * Doreen Watson * Kristin VanSteemburg
$10 in advance; $15 at the door
PURCHASE TICKETS ONLINE
($10 donation to Chris Wessell’s “LLS Man of the Year” campaign; enter “Comedy Show” in “Message to Participant” field)
Friday, March 30th
KEVIN MARSHALL & FRIENDS
to benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society
@ Waterworks Comedy Lounge
76 Central Ave., Albany NY
Doors open @ 8:30pm
FEATURING: Kevin Marshall * Jaye McBride* Shawn Gillie * Jennifer McMullen * Doreen Watson * Kristin VanSteemburg
$10 in advance; $15 at the door
PURCHASE TICKETS ONLINE
($10 donation to Chris Wessell’s “LLS Man of the Year” campaign; enter “Comedy Show” in “Message to Participant” field)
Friday, March 23rd @ Broadway Brew in Troy, NY
7:00pm, FREE
Featuring:
- Rick Conety (http://www.conetycomedy.com)
- Kevin Marshall (http://www.kevinmarshallonline.com)
- Carlisle Carey
- Terence Green
Facebook Event Page: https://www.facebook.com/events/253552518068426/
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Comedy Night @ Water Works to benefit Leukemia & Lymphoma Society
Friday, March 31st
Tickets: $10; $15 at the door
Doors open @ 8:30pm, show starts @ 9pm
KEVIN MARSHALL and:
- SHAWN GILLIE
- JENNIFER McMULLEN
- JAYE McBRIDE
- DOREEN WATSON
- KRISTIN VANSTEEMBURG
Purchase Tickets: CLICK HERE
(IMPORTANT: in field “message to participant” type in “COMEDY SHOW”)
Facebook Event Page: https://www.facebook.com/events/268659533208248/
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From Who Cares About Joke Stealing? by Jesse David Fox (for Splitsider):
The most apparent explanation is that it’s moral matter — stealing is supposedly wrong. It’s undeniable that a comedian taking the joke of another comedian is bad, especially if it’s an entire routine; however, considering how much we celebrate art thieves and Danny Ocean’s eleven sticky-fingered friends, it does seem to miss at least part of the picture. If the Internet hated real thieves as much as it did jokes thieves, YouTube would be littered with surveillance camera videos. Maybe it has less to do with the comedian who wrote the joke and the comedian who supposedly stole it, and more to do with the fans themselves.
I urge you to read the article in full. It does hit upon a pretty salient point, which is that people on the internet are way too eager to tear someone down as a “thief” simply for having a similar joke. When I was younger I was all over Dane Cook for “stealing” jokes, but in retrospect, a lot of this stuff is pretty easily surmised and I bet a dozen or more comics have written similar material completely ignorant of its prior existence. Hell, I’m sure I have and most comedians reading this have or will as well.
I am, to my detriment, conscious of this. If a joke or a bit comes to me too easily, I’m reticent to even test it out. I always suspect that if it came to me that easily or was that obvious, then someone else must have done it. I’m probably worse off for doing it and it’s likely rooted more in the unnecessary guilt bred into me by generations of Irish Catholics than it is in any real possibility that the joke I just wrote is similar to someone else’s.
On the other hand, theft of material is a very real thing. You hear stories all the time, and one need only listen to the two-part exploration and interviews with Carlos Mencia on Marc Maron’s “WTF Podcast” to know that they’re out there.
I’m a pup in this game and even I’ve experienced it. A comic went up and opened with a bit that I had been opening with for weeks. My heart sank and I felt myself turn red. I wasn’t angry; rather, I wanted to cry out in frustration. What could I do? I’d done the bit probably in front of all of a few dozen people, and being so new, I didn’t feel I was in a position to address it. It’s almost bullying, though I don’t even know if the comic in question was even conscious of it or it was just an accident that occurred from a combination of riffing and osmosis.
The point is, though, that it’s a thing that really does happen and, yes, people on the internet act as vigilantes and overreact. See also: everything else on the internet. But this piece sort of poo-poos the fact that it’s a very real problem by providing anecdotes where the “theft” was likely incidental and unintentional and not acknowledging, or at least not acknowledging enough, the very real theft of material that occurs in the community. It is, in a very real way, akin to plagiarism, except in most cases we as comics have little to no recourse and usually don’t find out until it’s too late. And yeah, people on the internet suck, but those situations and the feeling it instills in those who are victims of it sucks a LOT more.
Let’s watch Skrillex’s three grammy acceptance speeches.
“I remember talking to Diesel Boy…”
You know, as much as I hate Dubstep, Skrillex seems like a genuinely good kid.
…I’m such an old man.
A Great Day in Harlem – Art Kane, 1958
A Great Day in Harlem Survivors – Gordon Parks, 1996lovely & sad.
People leave, things change but the memory is still there.
Late last week, monologist Mike Daisey was disgraced by revelations that his famous (now infamous?) segment on “This American Life” last Fall, where he recounted his visit to the Foxconn plant where our beloved Apple products are made, was a lie.
His segment, excerpted from his one-man show The Agony and Ecstasy of Steve Jobs, told stories of child labor, suicides at the workplace, dangerous conditions including but not limited to poisoning via the neurotoxin N-Hexane, long hours, and various other transgressions that showed Apple not to be the good guy it portends to be and China to, once again, be anything but the caretaker of the working man.
“This American Life” producers did as much fact-checking as they could, but Daisey claimed at the time not to have current contact information fir the woman who served as his translator. Unfortunately, someone was able to track her down, and it turns out Daisey lied about much of what he saw.
For years, reporters in China have uncovered a sizable list of problems that have shown the dark side of what it’s like to work at factories that assemble Apple products. Mike Daisey would have you believe that he encountered—first-hand—some of the most egregious examples of this history all in just a six-day trip he took to the city of Shenzhen.
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Cathy Lee, Daisey’s translator in Shenzhen, was with Daisey at this meeting in Shenzhen. I met her in the exact place she took Daisey—the gates of Foxconn. So I asked her: “Did you meet people who fit this description?”
“No,” she said.
- An Acclaimed Apple Critic Made Up the Details (Rob Schmitz for Marketplace.org)
All at once, the house of cards came tumbling down. It seemed on the surface to be another instance not unlike Greg Mortensen’s Three Cups of Tea and all the tales he fabricated in that memoir that led to money being sent to build useless, abandoned structures that claimed to be educating children (as if the situation of uneducated and suffering nomadic tribes could be remedied by slapping a sign that says “school” on a stationary structure). In Mortensen’s case, he completely made up stories and situations to fit his own narrative; one that may not fit the current situation and diverted resources into areas that did little good and in some cases lined his own pockets. Ditto with “Stop Kony 2012,” which has become the penultimate and ugliest example of a racist, condescending campaign heralding the great “white man’s burden” that intentionally distorts history to paint a different picture of Uganda than what’s actually on their canvas.
But buried in the lead of the article that exposes Daisey’s fabrications is what makes this situation slightly different:
What makes this a little complicated is that the things Daisey lied about seeing are things that have actually happened in China: Workers making Apple products have been poisoned by Hexane. Apple’s own audits show (PDF) the company has caught underage workers at a handful of its suppliers. These things are rare, but together, they form an easy-to-understand narrative about Apple.
The poisonings, the suicides, the manglings, the long hours, the child labor: none of this happened while Daisey was there, or went down in the way he described. But even by Foxconn and Apple’s own admission, they are (they’ll claim were) actual problems at their plants.
Let’s break that down: this is just what a giant corporation and its vendor, situated in the strongest and most consistently oppressive nation-state in modern history, is willing to admit to the public. Can you imagine what would be uncovered if a real investigation were to occur?
I can’t and won’t try to excuse Mike Daisey in this instance. He didn’t do himself any favors by fabricating all those events he witnessed, and I find the invocation of artistic license a specious defense. Perhaps a more apt term would be “fucking horseshit.” It’s one thing if you’re writing and/or performing a family memoir or something along those lines, but when it comes to activism, this always – ALWAYS – does more harm than good. Just take a look at Mortensen, Invisible Children, and now Daisey. The story briefly becomes the conditions, but then when the lies are exposed – which they invariably are, particularly in this day and age – the story becomes “they profited from lies.” And in our condemnation of the con artists we forget and forgive the great and powerful Apple their transgressions and consume their products without a tinge of regret, because that guy that went on “This American Life” made it all up.
Except he didn’t. It all happened, just not to him and not in that narrative. Though we are eager to believe otherwise because of the sleek products that we carry with us and help define and establish our social identity, the tales of horrible conditions at Foxconn are very real, and what Daisey made up is likely just the tip of the iceberg.
Lies have been exposed. But let’s not allow the con to make rubes of us all over again.
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