As of right now, you’re reading an email women NEVER want you to get.
Why, you ask?
This one trick turns women absolutely under your control – and you and I both know chicks like to think they’re in control, so the trick I’m about to share CANNOT be shown to any chick […]
I appeared on this week’s PipeDream on the Comedy Pipe Network.
We discuss comedy, and Leno, and Mittens, and a lot of other stuff, then someone mentions wrestling and it gets crazy up in this […]
I didn’t end up doing comedy on Friday night. FROWNY FACE! Ethan and I were supposed to drive in, but his car was in the shop. So he borrowed his father’s car, which then would not start. Then we got a friend’s car, but it exploded. Then we got a chariot, but while we were […]
So this new law they have where they require drug testing for welfare? Turns out that it costs the state more money than it saves and hasn’t curbed applicants.
Anyone with a modicum of […]
HAHAHA! Oh my God, you must watch this video of the woman who took it upon herself to restore a classic painting of Christ and transformed it into an internet meme.
I know I’m late to the game with my analysis […]
The screen capture just in case someone finally fixes it (, for fuck’s sake):
And when news first broke of Armstrong’s death, they had “Neil Young” in the headline instead.
So, uh, is there any level of NBC that doesn’t screw things up spectacularly?
There’s just times where I feel like comedy doesn’t like me.
Well, okay, there’s times where I feel like people in general don’t like me. A lot of that is probably residual self-loathing and leftover chubby kid insecurity, because I am told otherwise without provocation at certain performances. Not all – not the ones where I […]
I have a real love/hate relationship with the people that populate Troy events. There’s a guy playing baroque guitar at Market Block Books. And I’m like “cool, let me check that out!” Except some soft-voiced older white dude is chatting up the guitarist in spite of all the […]
- Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye…
- Listen to me LIVE as guest co-host of Alternative to Sleeping tonight at 10pm!
- Realtors: “WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH” George Hearst III: “NONONOO SSSSHHH IT’S OKAY, it’s okay…here. Here’s a pacifier.” Kristi: “#oops.”
- Open Mic web series premiere tonight @ Lark Tavern
- Trust Me, You’re Going to Want to See This