>:O
- Lists that purport to comprehensively rank uber-subjective and intangible concepts like “funniest.”
- Lists that purport to comprehensively rank uber-subjective and intangible concepts like “influential.”
- People complimenting other people on their tweets. It’s not a skill and it doesn’t deserve an “award” on a Best Of or any other thing. It’s like giving someone an award for Best Masturbater.
- The trailer for “The Raven” starring John Cusack as Edgar Allen Poe up against Jigsaw from “Saw,” complete with 19th century voice modulator.
- Airhorns in hip-hop songs.
- That “Just for Men” commercial where they CGI’ed a beard onto a baby’s head that’s CGI’ed onto a midget’s body.
- The awful song in that aforementioned “Just for Men” commercial.
- Readers asking things that common sense and just a tiny bit of initiative would answer for them. Not linking because it’s too stupid to refer to.
- Chael Sonnen. Well, not him necessarily but the stupid gimmick he walks around with. Moreso the people that say “right on” not realizing he’s either being facetious and/or a complete tool.
- NERDS/GEEKS. Actually, that’s not true. But seriously, guys, you need to stop reveling in the fact that you like things. It’s not an accomplishment.

A hologram of Tupac Shakur was used during a performance at Coachella, just to remind us how stale and uncharismatic the current crop of hip-hop artists are.
I honestly don’t know how I feel about this.
In case you don’t know, last weekend at Coachella, they dragged the corpse of Tupac onto the stage and fucked it in front of everybody. Some have said that the corpse fucking was an amazing effect and left the crowd filled with awe and wonder. Others have pointed out that the corpse wasn’t actually fucked; it was an optical illusion that used many of the same principles of a trick that dates back to the 16th century. But that’s splitting hairs. It was an impressive visual.
Now there’s talk that they may fuck Tupac’s corpse on tour. Well, half the acts out there lip-sync that shit anyway, so why not? You know what they say about a fool and his money and how he wants to spend it on watching a not-live “performance” of a fucking hologram. Or something like that.
Admittedly, it was a great visual, but it just seems…I don’t know. How do I put this? Artless and stupid. I think that about sums it up.
Also, who the Hell still listens to Snoop Dogg?
Video is after the jump.
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It’s the pre-show for the 2nd Annual Jimmy Pigfeet Challenge! The man(-pig) himself joins us to discuss and preview the Challenge, discuss what went down last year, and what to expect this year. We also briefly touch on Gamejak Dan’s forthcoming stand-up comedy debut which follows the event.
Plus: The origin story of Jimmy Pigfeet, The News, Harlow hates Kevin Marshall this week for some weird reason, and then he and Johnny Hustle get hyped for UFC 145: Jones vs. Evans while everyone else gets real, real quiet.
In all seriousness, if this week’s show is any indication, this coming Saturday is going to be a blast. Come join us! We’ll be broadcasting a LIVE Manville during the challenge, followed by stand-up comedy.
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RULES FOR THE JIMMY PIGFEET CHALLENGE:
- Contestants eat one “Necrowingican,” a wing that measures over 7 million on the scoville scale. To give you an idea, the hottest pepper available out there is a little over 1 million on the scoville scale. Yep.
- Then, jump rope for three consecutive minutes. You don’t have to start over if you trip up, but you must be making effort to start back up again immediately.
- Perform 100 push-ups.
All must be done within 15 minutes. Winners receive a trophy, certificate of Manliness, Manville t-shirt, and other prizes TBA. To be eligible, please show up sometime before 5:30pm.
This will be followed by…
Stand-up comedy hosted by Johnny Hustle featuring the debut of Gamejak Dan. Starring William Hughes and Kevin Marshall.
As gross as this is, it doesn’t really surprise me: Cuomo’s people have a 35-page dossier on Elizabeth Benjamin of Capitol Tonight. Why? Well, just because she got a little bit snarky, I guess.
The file, composed of highlighted and annotated blog items by Elizabeth Benjamin, one of Albany’s dominant political reporters, paints a picture of an executive branch that’s particularly averse to hints that Cuomo could be, as is widely assumed, conidering (sic) running for president in 2016. The document focuses particularly on seven items it describes as “GENERALLY SNARKY” …
Talk about paranoid/thin-skinned/dickish.
I’m not even sure where to begin with how revolting this all is, so I won’t even bother. You and I, reader, don’t have anywhere near that much time to waste. Apparently a top Cuomo aide does, though. Seriously, THIRTY-FIVE PAGES on Elizabeth Benjamin because she was a little sarcastic about things like rumors of his Presidential aspirations. Couldn’t that time have been better spent doing, oh, I don’t know, anything else that actually relates to his job duties?
This sort of paranoia isn’t new in politics, and it always leads to a person’s undoing. Sure, it took a while to catch up to Nixon, but look what it did to his legacy. The only sort of solace I can take in this is that this sort of pathological insecurity will eventually be this aide and/or Cuomo’s undoing. Still, there’s only so much sarcasm to make up for just how dark and gross this is, and what will eventually happen years down the road won’t make anyone sleep easier tonight.
Though I do chuckle a bit about how thin-skinned they are about the rumors of him running for President. I mean, really? C’mon, son. Andrew Cuomo has about as much chance of getting the Presidential nomination that Rick Santorum did, and his campaign would be every bit the shitshow. I just think back to when he tried to correct Charles Barron on hydraulic fracturing during a gubernatorial debate – he screamed “IT’S HYDROFRACKING!” not knowing that it was short for “hydraulic fracturing.” Look, you can get away with that sort of thing when your competition is a steampunk obsessed with rent control and a guy who jerks off to horse porn, but not when you’re running for President.
What the Hell is it about New York that attracts guys that act like impotent, insecure man-children?
From last Thursday, I called in to Ethan Ullman’s “Alternative 2 Sleep” program (broadcast live every Thursday at 10pm on WCDB FM in Albany and online at Comedy Pipe). We talk about the Times Union “Best of the Capital Region” poll, the c-word, Daniel Tosh’s call to arms (or hands on ladies’ stomachs), and much more. It’s hilarious, so give it a listen!
The transmitter went down so we swear. In other words, it’s NSFW! So put on your headphones, wait until you get home, or just play it if you work somewhere where they just don’t give a f***.
Due to Northeast Health’s recent mergers with Catholic organizations, two of Troy’s three hospitals – St. Mary’s and Samaritan – can no longer offer family planning services including but not limited to abortions, tubal ligations, and contraception counseling(!).
Samaritan’s solution was to institute essentially a hospital within a hospital that was independent of Catholic affiliations, creating a 20-bed independent maternity ward within its walls. Which I’m sure the people working there are just thrilled about given the already voluminous bureaucracy inherent in running a health care facility.
So the worst-case scenario was, in at least one instance, avoided. But the point is that this goes beyond simple rhetoric and is the sort of thing I think people don’t realize when they talk about religious exemptions. Those religious organizations are actual hospitals that serve the community. I think too many hear “the Catholic Church” and think that means its practices are limited strictly to the confines of church and convent walls. It’s about the hospitals they have a financial stake in that serve a vast majority of the community, which then in turn suffer due to the archaic whims of the Catholic Church.
Someone passed this along to me anonymously right before I left work. Just got around to reading and…wow.
From The Albany Newspaper Guild’s response to Kristi Gustafson-Barlette’s anti-union comments on her Facebook:
“I find unions protect the weak, and don’t produce viable results. People don’t DESERVE raises, they earn them,” Kristi wrote in response to a reader. She went on to add: “If you believe you should earn more, and your company doesn’t give it to you, then leave — find another job.”
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And she is dead wrong about unions, in general and the Guild specifically. Ironically, I remember when Kristi was an editorial assistant and came to me, upset because a member of management had said if she wanted to be a reporter, she should leave, get experience elsewhere and then apply to come back. I told her that two of her colleagues, Bob Gardinier and Dennis Yusko, had been told the same thing. They perserved and became reporters. I advised her to do the same. She did and succeeded.
As someone who has benefitted from being a member of the Guild and seen colleagues laid off, positions left unfilled after departures, and no raises in over five years, you’d think she’d know better.
I didn’t see the comment. I just hope, for her sake, she at least had the common sense to write that on her personal account rather than her work account.
If you have any interest in sports, bodybuilding, and the drug problems inherent in both, you should check out the documentary Bigger, Stronger, Faster* by competitive weightlifter Christopher Bell. Bell has always prided himself on being drug-free and…well, let’s just say there’s only so much you can do without steroids. It goes into the world of sports, fitness modeling, bodybuilding, and other areas and pulls back the veil on a lot of the misinformation out there and just how prevalent PEDs really are.
I was reminded of the film today after a friend of mine on Facebook posted a status message asking why it was necessary that people in “after” photos for Fitness and Weight Loss programs are always at least five or six shades darker in skin tone. The answer, of course, is because most (if not all) of those photos are illusions. A lot of us already realize this; Don of course was being playfully facetious in simply pointing out the obvious rather than putting out an actual query. What people probably don’t realize, however, is that not only are those dramatic “before” and “after” pictures very easy to manipulate, but they’re often taken within close proximity of each other. Sometimes even on the same day.
See the clip below from the film, where Bell has a photographer who used to work in the trade subject him to the “before and after” photo manipulation process. It’s something I continue to find fascinating, particularly since I’ve always struggled with body image issues.
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Saturday, April 21st
Caffeinated Buddha presents
Stand-up Comedy at The Cask & Rasher
245 Mansion St.
Coxsackie, NY
8:00pm
Kevin Marshall
(MANville co-host; voted one of the best local comedians by readers of Metroland)
featuring William Hughes
with special guest Dan Schiller (MANville co-host)
hosted by Johnny Hustle (MANville co-host)
FREE SHOW! Preceded by a live recording of MANville at 6:00pm featuring
THE 2nd ANNUAL JIMMY PIGFEET CHALLENGE!
(details on the challenge forthcoming)
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